Random Thoughts
Sometimes I just can’t get over how awesome I am.
I originally though “Rand Paul” was a stupid nickname for Ron Paul by his followers. The reality is more disturbing.
Let’s spread rumors that Rand Paul secretly loves big government and taxes.
Democrats are going to do a recall of Lieberman. Then they’re going to play Quidditch and do a Quickening and other made up stuff.
What I learned from “A Christmas Story” is a great way to get kids to behave is to threaten harm to their eyes.
I’m supposed to believe Aciphex went through all those years of drug trials with no one pointing out it’s pronounced ass-effects?
(17 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
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December 17th, 2009 at 9:49 am
“My aim is not to pass bills, but to repeal them.” – Rand Paul
I’ll buy that. Seriously, Frank, you need to explain: “The reality is more disturbing.”
December 17th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Why, Jimmy, it appears our friend Frank is suffering from delusions of grandeur as well.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:01 am
I just want to know what happened to the folks that tested Preparation A thru G
December 17th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Oh no, it has reproduced!!!
December 17th, 2009 at 10:35 am
You should add “unhinged” to your blog subtitle. Get some help before you do any real damage.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:45 am
“Sometimes I just can’t get over how awesome I am.”
…and then Sarah walks in and the next thing you know you’re taking out the garbage.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Isn’t that the same disease present husein suffers from? Just sayin
I thought it was a typo. Be afraid, they are multiplying, like the body snatchers.
December 17th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Why are we hating on Rand? He doesn’t seem half as crazy as dear ol dad…besides, he’s from Kentucky. (the only reason I know this much is because Beck has him on occasionally)
December 17th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Rand Paul lives in Bowling Green, Kentucky. They stole my baseball team. And that says all I need to know about Rand Paul.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Democrats will recall Lieberman because the voters in his state always do as the dems say…. I guess Reid and Pelosi got a hold of the Karl Rove/ Dick Cheny mind control machine used to steal the 2000/2004 elections.
It was first tested on the Rand Paul followers.
December 17th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I say the same time every time i see that commercial. The first time, when I wasn’t really paying attention, I was freaked out. Ass effects?
December 17th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
ass-effects, wouldn’t that be a fart?
December 17th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I’ve been taking Aciphex for a number of years, well before the advertising campaigns started. It garnered me many a odd look when discussing stomach medicines. Stuff works a miracle though, almost worth the ungodly price.
December 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
As a lowly resident when it first came out when Aciphex was new, I harassed the drug reps incessantly about it being a hemorrhoid medication. It was really fun to watch them squirm around as if suffering from them.
December 17th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
My supervisor at work is on Aciphex and I get a good chuckle every time he calls in his prescription refill. Tee Hee. Seriously… Who the HELL forgot to point that out before it made it through FDA trials?
December 17th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Missouri has a billboard I approve of: http://gatewaypundit.firsthings.com/2009/12/missouri-billboard-warns-washington-prepare-for-war/
December 17th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
That should be: http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2009/12/missouri-billboard-warns-washington-prepare-for-war/
December 18th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Is anyone else concerned at all that a doctor is reading IMAO? Does he say to his hippie patients “Take two showers and call me in the morning”?
December 18th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Well there Dohtimes, thanks for noticing my accolades. Currently, the health care “industry” is experiencing a real downturn from this economy. ERs are packed with Medicare and Medicaid folk, but the offices are deathly quiet. It is sort of creepy and I don’t see hippies, the pot cures all their ills.
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:06 am
Warning: May cause diarrhea, rectal bleeding, and other ass-effects.