Random Thoughts
I’m tired of peanut brittle. I want a more structurally sound peanut treat.
People don’t want freedom. People want a physical, god-like entity that can guarantee their every need.
Any victories for freedom today? No? Maybe tomorrow.
I think we give Senators and Representatives too many freedoms and need to start taking them away.
Gay marriage advocates always use the inevitable argument; shouldn’t the NRA use that on the last 10 states without right to carry?
The more I think about, the more I see the wisdom in the quote from Dumbledore’s mother’s tombstone.
The universe is so big it seems small, if that makes any sense (it doesn’t).
I tried baiting Rand Paul followers, but the results were pretty disappointing. Good news for Rand Paul.
How many smart choices gain the great excitement of stupid people?
Idea: Before a vote, Senators must pass a quiz demonstrating knowledge of what’s actually in the bill.
In the future, I’m going to stop giving out ideas for free. They will be $20 each.
I think I’m omniscient… or at least I can’t think of anything I don’t know.
I mean I’m sure I’m omniscient. That would suck to know everything except whether or not you’re omniscient.
Finally watching Anchorman. Hard to imagine it had a script.
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December 22nd, 2009 at 9:21 am
For structural soundness ju ju bees are hard to beat, as a added bonus i think they are impervious to radiation.
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:46 am
The Universe use to seem large. Then Congress and President Obama started spending money! Billions and Trillions have become everyday usage in the American vocabulary. Now when someone says a star is a Billion Light Years away, we just think…so…our congress spent that much money before having coffee this morning! The Universe is tiny compared to Federal Spending in the US!
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 am
The problem with requiring Senators to take a quiz is that they’ll always give themselves a B+.
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 am
“I tried baiting Rand Paul followers, but the results were pretty disappointing. Good news for Rand Paul.”
Apparently, you weren’t ‘omniscient’ on that one.
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
I think we give Senators and Representatives too many freedoms and need to start taking them away.
that’s an idea I like.
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 am
You realized this now? Some god-like figure you are.
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:34 am
He’s omniscient. Not omnipotent.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:42 am
You know going in that it has no structuaral integrity, the name implies its weakness. I don’t know why anyone even buys it with its short service life.
2 words: Rock candy.
You can try taking away senators and representatives freedoms, but they have a pretty strong union you’ll have to go up against.
Senators should take a quiz to see if they can pass quizzeses first. Personally I don’t think they should be around pointy objects, so their chances on the quizzeses thing is kinda slim.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:52 am
Oh Frank. That’s so cute how you think anyone would pay $20 for one of your ideas.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
“People don’t want freedom. People want a physical, god-like entity that can guarantee their every need.”
That’s what the university professors believe. Keep paying that college tuition parents, it’s really helping your kids.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Random hilarity. Gordon Brown leading Al Gore into a closet at Copenhagen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDSnyz1Wytw&feature=player_embedded
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Lets start using the words like hysterical Gunaphobes. And Anti-self defense legislation. Sure its stupid but the left has been whooping us with this sort of stuff for decades.
I’m sick of losing on important things because they came up with stupid word like xenophobe. Which sounds more like a techno rock band then a justification for open borders with your drug warlord neighbor. What idiot would give their spare house key to their drug dealing neighbor? Only Liberal would if said neighbor had off-white or darker skin.
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I went ooutside and froze my testicles off this morning. Am I a Gelding now?
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:20 pm
The liberal’s get their official god-like entity every four years. This time it’s called Obama.
Give all political candidates a quiz before acceptance on a ballot. Ougth to eliminate most of the dumb ones.
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Random Thought,
1. To paraphrase Mark Steyn today about what do hippies and radical Islam have in common. Their bumper stickers are almost identical. “Think globally bomb locally”
2. Maybe we could sell Hollywood to the Chinese to wipe out our debts. Simply put all the equipment and people on a few container ships and send them on their way. They get collectivism, state funding, and martyrdom. We get free from their bull-crap. Its win^10
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Okay being as you’re omniscient could you please tell me what the “Q” stands for in the name John Q. Public?
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
USS Jimmy Carter,
No, you’re now a liberal.
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Random calulations. Big government, big oil, big store chains etc. Lets compare:
Walmart net income
13.5 billion
Exxon Mobil
45 billion profit
Target net income
2.2 billion
Best Buy
1 billion
Bush budget 2001
1,800 billion
Obama budget spent 2009
3,520 billion
Amount of 3,520 Borrowed 2009
1,400
Federal Debt
12,000 billion
Next year will be even worse healthcare or not.
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:02 pm
zzyzx: I’ll take a stab at it until FrankJ sets us straight. If your conservative the Q stands for quality. If your a lib it stands for a word that rhymes with clear.
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
The ‘Q’ in John Q. Public also stands for Queasy when DimmoCrats control Government. It stands for Quiescent when Conservatives control Government.
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Was Rand Paul named in honor of Ayn Rand, or did his dad just forget to add a (-y), or (-all), or (-olph)?
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:03 pm
The problem is when stupid choices gain the great excitement of ‘smirt’ people, (or omniscient people).
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Lucy Van Pelt says ”Giving out ideas for free is crazy! That will be 5 cents.”
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Good one’s savecountryeatalib & LFOD….perhaps you also are….omniscient.
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Will Ferrell= OVERRATED NO TALENT THESBIAN
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:13 am
The universe isn’t small, just very far away.