I’m tired of peanut brittle. I want a more structurally sound peanut treat.
People don’t want freedom. People want a physical, god-like entity that can guarantee their every need.
Any victories for freedom today? No? Maybe tomorrow.
I think we give Senators and Representatives too many freedoms and need to start taking them away.
Gay marriage advocates always use the inevitable argument; shouldn’t the NRA use that on the last 10 states without right to carry?
The more I think about, the more I see the wisdom in the quote from Dumbledore’s mother’s tombstone.
The universe is so big it seems small, if that makes any sense (it doesn’t).
I tried baiting Rand Paul followers, but the results were pretty disappointing. Good news for Rand Paul.
How many smart choices gain the great excitement of stupid people?
Idea: Before a vote, Senators must pass a quiz demonstrating knowledge of what’s actually in the bill.
In the future, I’m going to stop giving out ideas for free. They will be $20 each.
I think I’m omniscient… or at least I can’t think of anything I don’t know.
I mean I’m sure I’m omniscient. That would suck to know everything except whether or not you’re omniscient.
Finally watching Anchorman. Hard to imagine it had a script.