Comments on: Should We Replace Obama with a Cardboard Cutout?

By: Steynite 402rd « Free Canuckistan!

Steynite 402rd « Free Canuckistan! — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:49:17 +0000

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By: ROBIN RANSOM

ROBIN RANSOM — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:48:58 +0000

The cardboard cut-out advantages continues to stack up!

1. His taxpayer paid salary, lifetime pension and secret service could be used to pay off a portion of the debt he has buried same said taxpayers in.

2. The possibilty of adding Pelosi, Reid, Boxer, and the rest of the leftwing jackasses taxpayer paid salaries and pensions to the list and reducing our deficit and dependancy on foreign money. This is a HUGE benefit that would pay us in spades for years to come.

3. Continuing in this form, all of the Czars would be so much more fun as cardboard cutouts…Bonfires, insulation, floor covering…and very green!

By: savethepenguinsdad

savethepenguinsdad — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:46:57 +0000

We should replace him with a cardboard cut-out. No one disputes that. The question is can we replace him with one?

By: Browncoatone

Browncoatone — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:42:51 +0000

Why stop there? While you’re at it, get cardboard cutouts for those jerks in congress too.

By: Should We Replace the Real Obama | Little Miss Attila

Should We Replace the Real Obama | Little Miss Attila — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:34:39 +0000

[...] . . . with a cardboard cutout? Hm. [...]

By: KnitterChick

KnitterChick — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:50:46 +0000

I’m pretty sure you mean Dear Leader, Jimmy.

By: ss396

ss396 — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:27:03 +0000

* Does not have radical friends.

I guess you’ve never tried to help the kids with their elementary school projects. Cardboard most certainly DOES have radical friends.

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:30:31 +0000

It can be recycled into something useful!

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:34:44 +0000

how bout a Cardboard Cutout of the U.N. why we’re at it.

By: George

George — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:51:12 +0000

This link was posted on Drudge about an announcer in a London rail station suggesting people to shoot themselves. The blog has turned into a right/left fight fest…interesting read

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/6787636/Tube-announcer-advises-passengers-to-consider-shooting-themselves.html

By: Krispy

Krispy — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:05:19 +0000

Well, according to that genius Will Smith, the Peace Prize wasn't so much given to Obama himself as to the idea of Obama. So maybe we don't even need a cardboard cutout. Maybe we just need the idea of a cardboard cutout?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:09:21 +0000

As testimony to Obama’s relevance, perhaps our really smart Congress should pass a law requiring his image be placed on every billboard, newspaper, TV program, web site and feeding trough in America with the caption, “Our Leader.” This would overcome our national short-term memory disorder and provide soothing stability for future generations.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:26:13 +0000

I would suggest not getting a cardboard cutout made in China. The reason for this suggestion is because everything we get from them turns out to be made from toxic materials, and/or is poisonous, or is covered in lead based paint, or is just plain shoddy and cheaply made. It’s a little known fact, but our good neighbor to the north, Canada is called by many….the cardboard cutout capitol of the world! A quality union made cardboard cutout from Canada would be far superior to a cheap, possibly dangerous imitation imported from China.

By: Corona

Corona — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:05:43 +0000

I’d rather we replace Obama with a brick suspended by a string. Gravity does more rational work than Obama.

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:42:04 +0000

Great list and great comments, people. I’ve got nothing to add. (Cause I’m supposed to be working…)

By: island girl

island girl — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:45:27 +0000

As a cardboard cutout, Obama will be unable to crane his neck at passing derriers.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:27:00 +0000

You mean he isn’t a cardboard cut out? When did they replace the cardboard cut out with a moronic half wit with delusions of relevancy?

I’ve got to pay better attention.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:32:28 +0000

you say Amazon actually has them? Wow what kind of degenerate woiuld buy a likeness of that disgrace?

I dunno. I followed the ad link from the left sidebar. Turns out, you can get all sorts of cardboard cutouts. LOL.

Want some Jonas brothers life size? Haha!

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:31:05 +0000

I,Q, Advantage cutout

Depth of charachter Advantage cutout

wlts undermpressu=re Advantage Obama

By: rayfan87

rayfan87 — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:08:49 +0000

With the cutout, you can put a box on the back to make it speak, then chage the recording on the box, whereas Obama keeps repeating the same garbage everytime he gets in front of a camera.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:06:44 +0000

Mike LL: You can get one of Michelle too, but it is only $26. Hmmm. . . sexism?

you say Amazon actually has them? Wow what kind of degenerate woiuld buy a likeness of that disgrace?

I am surprised, cause usually a wookie doll is higher, twice as much material.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:51:46 +0000

Could we replace Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi with carboard cutouts too. Oh and the rest of congresscritters why we’re at it.

By: T.N. Amaps

T.N. Amaps — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:21:37 +0000

* Has a better health-care plan.
* Only slightly worse at bowling.

By: sgtgizmo

sgtgizmo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:03:48 +0000

Pros:
~More depth than the actual BO
~Won’t melt under heated resistance, but will spontaneously combust at 451F.
~Don’t need AirForce One, just put him in a big envelope (Good for the environment)

Cons:
~Just as fragile as the actual BO
~Cigarettes burn multiple holes in its mouth
~Has to be careful which way the winds are blowing. (Guess that is really a wash!)

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:50:17 +0000

Advantage: Can replace Joe Biden with Flat Stanley

Disadvantage: Just like cake, can’t be left out in the rain.