Weird Spiral in Norway

A weird spiral appeared in the air in Norway:

Explainable!

Explainable!

This is something that might cause people to turn to fantastical explanation, but the rational mind knows to calm down and use Science! to find the answer.

So, what we need Norway to do is take a look around their country and answer these following questions to lead us to a logical answer:

Do people around you look the same but act differently? If so, then the spiral is the beginning of an alien attack and they are replacing everyone with pod people.

Have you run into someone who looks like you except with a goatee and is evil? Then the spiral is most likely a portal to the mirror universe.

Have all the annoying, preachy people disappeared? Then it was probably the rapture. Finally, we can do Science! without their interference!

Is there techno music playing, and is everyone around you dancing? Then it’s probably a laser light show as part of a music concert. Dance! Dance!

Remember, being logical leads to answers. Thus says Science!, and thus say we all.

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40 Comments

  1. Russia denied that the spiral was a result of a missile test gone awry.

    Therefore, we can safely assume that the spiral is announcing the appearance of Obama in that snow-encrusted little country.

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  2. Have all the politicians dropped dead? Then it isn’t ‘Climate Change.’

    Did all their fjords freeze over? Then the next Ice Age has started and the Pope will have to move.

    Are dogs and cats living together? Then the rats in Copenhagen have won.

    Did all electrical devices fail? Well, no, but they should have. Turn them off now to save the planet.

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  3. I wrote a scientific paper that was peer-reviewed by my wiener-dog and praised by a guy I know on the internet so I have consensus. This was God messing around with photoshop. The science is SETTLED!

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  4. If Imams from the East come, asking, “Where is he who is born Caliph of all the earth, for we have seen his sign in the heavens”, prepare for full scale Jihad.
    Rev !3:14 And he deceiveth them that dwell upon the earth by those miracles which he had power to doin the sight of the beast…

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  5. The Russians are now admitting their crappy missile failed: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5B92FI20091210?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FworldNews+%28News+%2F+US+%2F+International%29

    Now, do you really believe Russians? No.

    My theory is that the alien spaceship, attempting to contact members of the rEVOLution, was destroyed by the Americans and Russians in a joint mission.

    There are now two black UH-60s hovering above my house.

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  6. Jimmy, do you speak of the UH-72 Lakota? I was under the impression that it was currently in production. It would not surprise me, of course, to hear that our congresscritters are leaving our people with choppers that haven’t been in production in twenty years.

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  7. My theory is based on CERN. Since some say the colliders’ troubles are time travellers from the future trying to sabotage the collider, I also assume this was time travellers trying to stop teh Messiah. In the article, they mention something similar was seen in China not long ago. I figure that was their first attempt, but miss-timed the jump for Obama’s arrival. They must have checked their math this time!

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  8. I may be out on a limb, but I’m pretty sure the UH-72 is in limited use, but that’s the unarmed version. The armed version for replacing kiowas was the EC645, and an agreement on production was made around May of this year… has that been cancelled along with the remaining F-22s?

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  9. I think it was an elctromagnetic propulsion experiment by the Russians gone awry…
    that’s the real secret

    Oh wait…it was a Rocket From Russia ! Yeah Yeah…that’s the ticket..it was a rocket…it went a stray and spiraled out of control…yeah…that’s my answer and I’m sticking to it…

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  10. Some people I know who hunt down new age religious propaganda have been talking for the last year or so about a new-ager plot to create some sort of light thing in the sky using satellites and use that mysterious event to link it to one of their spiritual leaders. Maitreya is the name I believe that is often used.

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  11. Yah sure, it vas Santa Clause dontcha know!, he vas up der trying out his new pimped out ride when de nitrious tank exploded dontcha know! yah yah, und uff dah de light was so bright, we tough al gore had died dontcha know.

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  12. Okay, let’s try that without the links.

    Raving Loon, according to two websites I attempted and failed to link to due to WordPress’s moderating comments, the “Armed Scout 645” is currently in production to “leverage the UH-72A”.

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  13. -So that is what the switch on my wall does.

    -THE TOASTERS ARE COMING! THE TOASTERS ARE COMING!

    -Is that like a pop up warning right before the planets operating system crashes?

    -If its aliens and they kill 90% of us afterwords Mike Huckabee can pardon it.

    -its the portal to the mysterious districts where stimulus money has been going.

    -Somebody in area 51 spilled a coke on the keyboard.

    -Mrs Obama will soon have an outfit that looks identical

    Obama will now use his normal friends or enemy checklist to decide if its a threat or not.

    Does your mysterious thing:
    A. need/want welfare
    B. hate America and want to destroy it
    C. unionized
    D. spits when hearing the name fox news

    *if you answered yes to any of these then its a friend. Congratulations now write them a check from other peoples money.

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  14. The phenomenon was a black hole that temporarily formed due to the incredible mass and density of the BS generated over Oslo and Copenhagen. Unfortunately, president Obummer was a safe distance from the event horizon and was not sucked in and spaghettified.

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  15. Norway is the location of the European Incoherent Scatter Scientific Association’s Ramfjordmoen ionospheric heater facility (similar to the HAARP site in Alaska).

    Just a bunch of wacky scientists firing up the 1GW Effective Radiated Power Ionospheric Heater into the ionosphere. They blinded me with Science!

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  16. HAARP has 3 stations that I know of. 1 in Alaska, 1 in Greenland and 1 in Norway. But they don’t do this kinda stuff. They just cut clouds in half and punch holes in them. Russia finally fessed up and admitted it was a missile gone wrong.

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  17. Well, if any of the attendees of the Nobel Party start acting strangely (or normal if they were strange before) then we’ll know exactly what the light was.

    The real test will be if we can use Science! to recreate the event so it can be weaponized and used against our enemies.

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  18. I was told by an un-named source that it is Sarah Palin’s bedroom light…you know she can see the entire eastern hemisphere from her bedroom window…but only with the “swirly” light on.

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