Comments on: Weird Spiral in Norway

By: Logical One

Logical One — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:07:09 +0000

I was told by an un-named source that it is Sarah Palin’s bedroom light…you know she can see the entire eastern hemisphere from her bedroom window…but only with the “swirly” light on.

By: sad face :(

sad face :( — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:39:48 +0000

Man norway gets all the fun :’( lol

By: 4of7

4of7 — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:12:51 +0000

Nikola Tesla, Colorado Springs, Co, Jan. 6, 1900
“Oops! I wonder where That went?”

By: chip

chip — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:18:39 +0000

Well, if any of the attendees of the Nobel Party start acting strangely (or normal if they were strange before) then we’ll know exactly what the light was.

The real test will be if we can use Science! to recreate the event so it can be weaponized and used against our enemies.

By: Joe Daddy

Joe Daddy — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:37:03 +0000

when will everyone realize it was tiger woods advertizing his next sex party coem on folks wake up we are in a sexual revolution. thats the only thing that will stop this climate change crap.

By: Alan K. Henderson

Alan K. Henderson — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:15:31 +0000

The Klingons are all about duty and honor – you sure Michelle’s one of them?

By: Thor

Thor — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:45:13 +0000

A missile test. From a sub. That showed up over the Nobel Peace Prize award ceremony. When Obama spoke about sending more troops to Afghanistan. I Love It!

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:02:35 +0000

Was it swamp gas, the planet Venus, a flight of birds? No it was, mass hallucination. You never really saw a thing, nothing, nada…..Joe Smug, Dept. of Debunking UFO’s, Washington DC.

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:30:43 +0000

HAARP has 3 stations that I know of. 1 in Alaska, 1 in Greenland and 1 in Norway. But they don’t do this kinda stuff. They just cut clouds in half and punch holes in them. Russia finally fessed up and admitted it was a missile gone wrong.

By: Burt

Burt — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:29:12 +0000

I wonder if the Russians gained any insights into the defensive mechanisms on Air Force One.

By: Eros

Eros — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:00:54 +0000

No amazing explanation needed. This was simply Michelle beaming back up to her cloaked Klingon warbird.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:27:38 +0000

Norway is the location of the European Incoherent Scatter Scientific Association’s Ramfjordmoen ionospheric heater facility (similar to the HAARP site in Alaska).

Just a bunch of wacky scientists firing up the 1GW Effective Radiated Power Ionospheric Heater into the ionosphere. They blinded me with Science!

By: Silhouette

Silhouette — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:54:38 +0000

If I were in charge, I’d send someone around to check all the mangers.

By: Obamaaintmymama

Obamaaintmymama — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:40:46 +0000

The phenomenon was a black hole that temporarily formed due to the incredible mass and density of the BS generated over Oslo and Copenhagen. Unfortunately, president Obummer was a safe distance from the event horizon and was not sucked in and spaghettified.

By: shiggz

shiggz — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:34:12 +0000

-So that is what the switch on my wall does.

-THE TOASTERS ARE COMING! THE TOASTERS ARE COMING!

-Is that like a pop up warning right before the planets operating system crashes?

-If its aliens and they kill 90% of us afterwords Mike Huckabee can pardon it.

-its the portal to the mysterious districts where stimulus money has been going.

-Somebody in area 51 spilled a coke on the keyboard.

-Mrs Obama will soon have an outfit that looks identical

Obama will now use his normal friends or enemy checklist to decide if its a threat or not.

Does your mysterious thing:
A. need/want welfare
B. hate America and want to destroy it
C. unionized
D. spits when hearing the name fox news

*if you answered yes to any of these then its a friend. Congratulations now write them a check from other peoples money.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:14:15 +0000

Okay, let’s try that without the links.

Raving Loon, according to two websites I attempted and failed to link to due to WordPress’s moderating comments, the “Armed Scout 645″ is currently in production to “leverage the UH-72A”.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:11:58 +0000

Raving Loon, according to http://www.eurocopter.com/publications/FO/scripts/newsFO_complet.php?lang=EN&news_id=606 and http://www.armedscout.com/index/index.asp, the Armed Scout 645 is currently in production.

Nifty looking bird, that thing.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:01:13 +0000

Yah sure, it vas Santa Clause dontcha know!, he vas up der trying out his new pimped out ride when de nitrious tank exploded dontcha know! yah yah, und uff dah de light was so bright, we tough al gore had died dontcha know.

By: shiggz

shiggz — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:54:04 +0000

Some people I know who hunt down new age religious propaganda have been talking for the last year or so about a new-ager plot to create some sort of light thing in the sky using satellites and use that mysterious event to link it to one of their spiritual leaders. Maitreya is the name I believe that is often used.

By: Schlippy

Schlippy — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:47:42 +0000

I believe whoever the sidebar poster on Ace. It’s clearly a Norwegian Sky Sphincter.

By: Lochgelly

Lochgelly — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:39:09 +0000

I think it was an elctromagnetic propulsion experiment by the Russians gone awry…
that’s the real secret

Oh wait…it was a Rocket From Russia ! Yeah Yeah…that’s the ticket..it was a rocket…it went a stray and spiraled out of control…yeah…that’s my answer and I’m sticking to it…

By: Bitterroot

Bitterroot — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:24:57 +0000

Is there a 400-foot tall Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man strolling down main street? Zuul has opened the gate and Gozer The Destroyer has chosen his form. Who you gonna call?

By: Raving Lunatic

Raving Lunatic — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:22:38 +0000

I may be out on a limb, but I’m pretty sure the UH-72 is in limited use, but that’s the unarmed version. The armed version for replacing kiowas was the EC645, and an agreement on production was made around May of this year… has that been cancelled along with the remaining F-22s?

By: Raving Lunatic

Raving Lunatic — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:13:33 +0000

My theory is based on CERN. Since some say the colliders’ troubles are time travellers from the future trying to sabotage the collider, I also assume this was time travellers trying to stop teh Messiah. In the article, they mention something similar was seen in China not long ago. I figure that was their first attempt, but miss-timed the jump for Obama’s arrival. They must have checked their math this time!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:47:25 +0000

Jimmy, do you speak of the UH-72 Lakota? I was under the impression that it was currently in production. It would not surprise me, of course, to hear that our congresscritters are leaving our people with choppers that haven’t been in production in twenty years.