What Does IMAO Stand For?
IMAO stands for Independent Martial Arts Organization. IMAO has always been a great supporter of kicking people in the face. Many will say that kicking people in the face is unnatural, for if God wanted us to put our feet in other people’s face, He wouldn’t have put feet all the way down at the bottom of our legs.
Poppycock!
Kicking people in the face is a perfectly natural thing to do. I’d try it out the next time you see a face you don’t like.
You might want to stretch first.
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December 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I always think it’s In My Asshole Opinion.
I don’t necessarily think you ARE one, it’s just what pops into my head.
And that’s what that’s about.
December 14th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Ninjas!
December 14th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I always thought it was:
I
Must
Adore
Obama
Yikes! That “A” word could be anything! Do you carry a copy of “Cather in the Rye” with you?
December 14th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I thought it was Apple’s version of a Chinese commie.
December 14th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Huh, I could sworn it stood for In My Arrogant Opinion… which is perfect, and hilarious.
December 14th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Kicking people in the face is a perfectly natural thing to do. I’d try it out the next time you see a face you don’t like.
I like kicking hippies in the face, it’s as much fun as punching them in the face.
December 14th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I always knew this place kicked
assface !It doesn’t take names, though.
December 14th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I also enjoy watching High Kicking girls, especially in this place in France where the girls wear no…
December 14th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
If God didn’t want us to kick faces he wouldn’t have given them to hippies.
Ingenious
Malcontent
Airing
Observations
I suck at this…….can we play scrabble?
December 14th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Oh, I didn’t know it was a game. Ok –
International
Monkey
Acrobatic
Organization
Jeez, can we get better letters to work with? I am having a tough time here. Why don’t you switch entirely to
Brilliant
Ramblings of
Associated
International
Nutcases who
Advocate the
Development of the
Department of
Laser
Eyed
Dinosaurs
Heh. I slay myself!
December 14th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
In
My
Asinine
Ovaries
December 14th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
IMAO stands for:
Irritated
Midgets
Against
Obama
December 14th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Ignorant
Meat-eating
Arrogant
Oranges
December 14th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I
Maul
Annoying
Orangutans
December 14th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I
angrily threw a Meat cleaver
At
Obama when he said “folks like you” for the fiftieth time
December 14th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Good, I was hoping it wasn’t:
Invade
My
Anal
Oriface
December 14th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
IMAO stands for:
Impeach
Mr.
A$$ hole
Obama
December 14th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Excellent advice to stretch first – in fact, it’s a good idea to stretch at least once per day. Stretching & flexibility allow you to fully utilize the strength in your muscles.
Also, when kicking a dirty, smelly hippie in the face, don’t go high – follow this progression: shin, groin, face. Kick the shin first, because it is not only very painful but also not expected – hippie stinkie will be protecting his small set of jewels & not protect his shin. After the shin, he will focus on that & leave the groin open. Once bent over, you can give the face its deserved attention with your feet.
December 14th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Why would you kick a hippie in the groin? they don’t have testicles, by definition all hippies have ovaries.
December 14th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Ill-relevant
Marxist
A$$ munch
Obama
December 14th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Ignorant
Myopic
Arrogant
Obama
December 14th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Insert a
Marxist head up his own
Anal
Opening
December 14th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Yah, well, IOWAHAWK is still WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY funnier. And REAL martial arts are done NAKED!
December 14th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
I</b M</b A O
Instigate</b Mayhem</b All Oover
December 14th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Something went very wrong.
December 14th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
The National Endowment for the Arts just gave a grant to the
Interplanetary
Martian
Arts
Opportunists
Marvin smiles malevolently at the thought of it.
December 14th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Truth!!
It really stands for
IN MY ASSNINE OPINION
December 14th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Incoherent
Marxist
Antagonist
Organization
December 14th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
I’m
Mad
About
Obama
(no, not THAT kind of mad, ussjimmycarter.)
December 14th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I, Frank J. Fleming, hereby admit my habit of reading books by Chairman
MAO
December 14th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
what I googled to find this place:
Immediate
Military
Annihilation
Objective
You mean I’ve been visiting the wrong site for the last 4 years?! Dang, My wife was right about me wasting my time on blogs.
December 15th, 2009 at 1:01 am
Er, FiftyCal, I think you meant ‘Marital Arts’.
December 15th, 2009 at 1:17 am
Idaho
Moon
Attacker’s
Organization
December 15th, 2009 at 5:35 am
Immediately
Man Up and
Ass Kick
Obama Supporters
December 15th, 2009 at 6:25 am
Indescriminate
Marital
Acts often lead to the
Obstetrician’s Office
December 15th, 2009 at 7:59 am
“I’d try it out the next time you see a face you don’t like.”
Ok, Frank, recently, I’ve seen lot’s of faces you could kick that I don’t like. Shall we travel to D.C. together?
December 15th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Of course kicking people in the face is a good thing and it can, on occasion, be hilarious.
I have to admit, I’ve always thought it stood for
I
Must
Annoy
Overyone.
I just figured you misspelled “everyone” when you came up with the name.
December 15th, 2009 at 9:26 am
International
Monkey
Annihilation
Organization
December 15th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Obama thinks IMAO stand for:
International
Mao
Appreciation
Organization
December 15th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
ALRIGHT YOU GUYS!…… I took your advice and went and kicked somebody (the closest hippie) in the face. Turns out, the Police frown on this behavior and arrested me for battery…. aggravated battery to be exact because apparently telling the hippie I was going to kick him in the face before hand constituties some kind of pre-intent making it a bad thing…… anyway, it did feel good to kick the hippie, this is a fact. However I had to post 500 bail @ christmas time to get out of jail. Now Im going to have to litigate in small claims court cause its ALL YOUR FAULT!….. Of course I am a reasonable man and am willing to discuss settlement terms……maybe a t-shirt or sumpthin
December 15th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
My prediction:
The hippie will settle in small claims court, paying you $500 for the time and trouble his face caused.
December 15th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
NO WAY MIKEE….. Hippies dont have money. Im going to have to go after those IMAO corporate fat rats
December 16th, 2009 at 3:07 am
International
Moonbat
Annhilation
Organization
Oh, and Chuck Norris could SO kick ANYone in the face. Naked. In front of me. Anytime. Just sayin.
December 18th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Nuke The Moon