IMAO Reader Theater: “A Public Service Announcement”

Fistful of Donuts presents: “A Public Service Announcement” [Xtranormal direct link] Take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies“). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it isn’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and it doesn’t …

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IMAO Reader Theater: “Barack on the Block”

The Big Feed presents: “Barack on the Block” [YouTube direct link] Take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies“). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it’s PG-13 and doesn’t suck too terribly bad, I’ll post it …

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From Obama’s Enemies List

[via I Can Has Cheezburger] UPDATE 4PM: Commenter px115 is right, this cat needs Nancy Pelosi’s “Sweating to the Socialists” workout video: [YouTube direct link] Send to Kindle

IMAO Reader Theater: “Obamalpractice”

Rev. Right of America is an Obamanation! presents: “Obamalpractice” [Xtranormal direct link] Take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies“). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it’s PG-13 and doesn’t suck too terribly bad, I’ll post …

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How Does One Get to Be a Scientist?

So what does one have to do to be technically classified as a scientist? Because I want to be one, because then I can release my blog posts to the press and the press will be like, “Scientists say that the best solution for world peace is nuking the moon. Also, scientists warn of the …

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Solution for KSM Trial

So they’re thinking of moving KSM’s trial to someplace other than New York City since Obama is a total screw up at everything and obviously doesn’t think things through. I have a solution to make everyone happy, though. Let’s just say we’ve got an agreement with Aquaman and the Atlanteans to try KSM. Then the …

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They Hate Us for Our Carbon Footprint

New champion of fighting global warming climate change: Osama bin Laden. In his latest tape (is he actually still recording things to tape?), bin Laden called for “drastic solutions” to global warming, and “not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change.” I remember a while ago bin Laden had a tape where he …

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Random Thoughts

My wife wants our dog to be more like the cats, but I’d rather my pit bull not randomly attack me when she’s bored. Hitler makes everything funnier. Except war. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Punch him in the face and you shut him up now. Never read …

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IMAO Reader Theater: “The Queen”

Ronnie of LMAObama presents: “The Queen” [Xtranormal direct link] Take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies“). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it’s PG-13 and doesn’t suck too terribly bad, I’ll post it and let …

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The Clothes’ New Emperor

Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation! Send to Kindle