They should counter Tim Tebow’s Super Bowl ad with an ad of a woman saying how awesome her life turned out because of an abortion. Optimally, you’d want someone who was aborted saying how happy he was to be aborted, but that’s kinda hard.
Oh, you could have someone who wasn’t aborted talk about how horrible his life turned out to be.
“Know who didn’t abort her baby? Hitler’s mother.”
Obama says he’d be happy to be a very good one term president. He’s not arrogant enough to compare himself to Polk, is he?
It would be awesome if during the SOTU Obama is interrupted by Kanye West.
The iPad looks like an iPhone meant to go with novelty size sunglasses.
With all these big devices, we’re all going to have to start carrying rucksacks like Jack Bauer. “It’s not a purse!”
Impress me, Apple! Tell me this device will fill that void in my life I’d usually go to Jesus for.
To get with the times, I’ll be releasing a new version of my blog: iIMAO.
There is no ‘i’ in “team” unless it’s one of those newfangled iTeams.
So is Obama going to give an opinion on the iPad, or is he not going to say anything worth tuning in for?
I don’t think Chris Matthews is a racist; he’s just your everyday idiot.
I forgot Obama was black too until he started rapping halfway in.
I never like listening to speeches anyway; but I loves me the punditry that comes afterwards!