Frank Advice for Life
If you suspect a co-worker is an android, ask him to pat his head and rub his belly at the same time. Androids can’t do that, because they don’t make them with dual-processors. And it’s good to know if someone is an android, because then you can steal his lunch without feeling guilty.
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January 4th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Has anyone ever seen Bill Gates or Chris Matthews rub his head and pat his belly at the same time, hhmmm? I guess we can steal their lunch.
January 4th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
And by the way, FIRST !!!
January 4th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
we know Frank is not an android, because androids don’t need so many days off …. unless maybe he’s solar powered and come to think of it , it has been cloudy lately…. hmm
January 4th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
We thought we had an android in our office. He had a dull vacant look in his eyes, absolutely no sense of humor, and seemd devoid of any real human emotion.
After further evaluation we realized he was just a democrat.
January 4th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
We stole his lunch anyway.
January 4th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I am somewhat surprised to learn I was an android when I was a kid. Probably why I have no memories of eating lunch then.
Say la vee.
January 4th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
if you find out that you have an android co-worker, is it ok to reprogram them to do all sorts of cool stuff.
January 4th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
My co-worker needs his lunch for his “Mr. Fusion”. :-/
Stupid androids.
January 4th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
If you suspect a co-worker is a Hyperdine Sysem’s 120-A2 model, take off his head with a fire extinguisher. It’s the only way to be sure.
January 4th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
“…they don’t make them with dual-processors.”
Huh?
At the rate you’re making us all laugh, a multi-threaded, multi-cored microprocessor could probably run this blog without you, Frank, all while rubbing its north bridge and patting its south bridge at the same time.
January 4th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
I see nothing in this post about shotguns, autopsies, or videos of the autopsy which you sell for much profit. I hate any thing that mimics humanity. I hate androids almost as much as I hate Mockingbirds and the people who wrote Season 5 of 24.
January 5th, 2010 at 12:21 am
The rocket launchers are always a dead giveaway for androids…and dinosaurs.
January 5th, 2010 at 8:04 am
Guess our society must be androids because our government is stealing not only our lunch, but our breakfast and dinner. I can bet the farm they don’t feel guilty.
July 26th, 2010 at 10:45 am
I know it’s old, but I just wanted to be the one to mention multithreading…