Happy New Year!
Gah! I hate the New Year smell!
Anywho, I have a column over at Pajamas Media on New Year’s resolution for America. Read and be awesome.
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January 1st, 2010 at 4:03 pm
O-bah-muhh is going to switch brands, to: http://pingmag.jp/images/article/tabaccoB13.jpg
January 1st, 2010 at 5:26 pm
And when you woke up today, your new year had already depreciated to a value about half the price you paid for it.
January 1st, 2010 at 5:28 pm
I’ll have to get back to you on that ‘Happy New Year!’ bit, Frank. I should know by November 3rd.
January 1st, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Only two years until the Mayans return in their spaceship with Ron Paul in tow. I advise gold purchases.
January 1st, 2010 at 8:32 pm
My resolution is to make a comment to every post made here this year. In advance. : AWESOME, Frank, AWESOME.
Many thanks to you, Harvey, Basil, Sarah and the guest bloggers for the hundreds of great, funny and thought provoking work these past years. Great stuff from people who have great charecter is doubly appreciated
Hope you all and all the wacky readers and commenters have the best life has to offer this new year.
January 1st, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Gah! I hate the New Year smell!
Okay, I’m stealing that.
I’ll wait like 5 years or so, but it’s gonna happen.
Sorry.
January 1st, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Happy New Year to IMAO.
So what are your main themes for 2010, Frank?
January 1st, 2010 at 10:40 pm
What Dohtimes said.
Happy New Year all.
January 1st, 2010 at 10:54 pm
When you count stuff, you start with one.
But when you measure stuff, you start with zero.
Like, that tab that hangs over the edge of a board at the end of the tape measure represents zero when measuring length. Right? And our bathroom scale starts at zero, not one, when measuring weight. Right?
Sooo… since years measure time, years ending in zero should count as the beginning of a new decade, right?
I was just wondering.
Happy New Year, everybody!
January 2nd, 2010 at 12:50 am
This year I advise investing in Gold,joules,heavy calibers, and Rottwilers.
Nov. 2nd 2010!
January 2nd, 2010 at 4:59 am
Happy New Year to everyone. My resolution this year is to be mentally, physically and spiritually ready.
January 2nd, 2010 at 8:47 am
Happy new year. My resolution is to finally hook up the electric beer cooler and a mini-gun into the bed of my truck. Since mini-guns are hard to find, I might have to settle for a raptor launcher.
January 2nd, 2010 at 8:58 am
I thought your New Year resolution about having fewer movies where the military are the bad guys was completely unrealistic. I mean, a modern-day Hollywood production has to have either the U.S. military, some other U.S. government agency, or some Evil Capitalist Corporation as the bad guy. If they were to make a movie where the bad guy is, say, a fanatical Muslim terrorist who wants to destroy America… or, say, a creepy Russian president who is also a former KGB guy… I mean, who is going to believe something far-fetched like that?
January 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 am
Happy New Year to all at IMAO.
January 2nd, 2010 at 11:33 am
DeckApe, I like ‘joules,’ too, you know, the kind that come from your airtight stove when it’s oxidizing pure carbon. And the CO2 from those joules goes right to my garden and is delicious.
My 2010 resolution: work even harder and make lots more money made from trees and cotton so I can buy more carbon rocks that make joules and delicious garden vegetables.
Man, I still got beets and parsnips in the ground. I made borscht New Years Eve from four giant beets! Mmmm mmmm mmmm.
/rambling
January 2nd, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Ah, Major Kong I can tell you’ve seen Avatar too. Great special effects….same old shop worn plot.
January 2nd, 2010 at 12:49 pm
How far has the country fallen? Well, on New Year’s Eve we have gone from Dick Clark to Ryan Seacrest…need I say more?
January 4th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
For the New Year we must rsolve to never ever vote any more Klingon women into the White house. Or their mom-jeans wearing partners.
January 5th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Um, why does everyone call this “a new decade”? I know, 2000 – 2009 IS ten years, BUT stop and think about it. The Year of our Lord, Anno Domini (A.D.) began with year 1. There was no year 0. Therefore, the first decade would have been the years 1- 10, the second, 11-20, etc. So actually, the “new decade” doesn’t begin until next year.
Just sayin’.
January 6th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
#19 – tbone1128,
Jesus wasn’t born 1 year old.
He did a lot of miracles, but not that one.
On the first anniversary of his birth, when Mary and Joseph sang, “Happy birthday, dear baby Je-sus…” and they suddenly realized they had enough birthday cake and grape juice to feed 5000 people, that would have been the end of year 1 and the beginning of year 2.
But you have to count the 364 days previous.
That’s the difference between measuring time, and just counting years.
(IMAO)