So what does one have to do to be technically classified as a scientist? Because I want to be one, because then I can release my blog posts to the press and the press will be like, “Scientists say that the best solution for world peace is nuking the moon. Also, scientists warn of the need for dinosaurs armed with rocket launchers to meet future needs of the military.”
So how does one get called a scientist? I like to think and stuff, and I have a bachelors in science. And I’m very, very smart. I want a scientist badge to wear so everyone knows to believe everything I say. So how do I get one?