Comments on: Jury Duty

By: Azcon

Azcon — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:42:32 +0000

Frank, this might make a good animation.

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:44:31 +0000

OBAMA: Don’t you have to be a citizen to be on a jury?

Judge: yes but you said you were, you can’t change your mind now.

OBAMA: #@$%^*!#

Jury fore~~man~~person: OK, let’s vote, guilty or not guilty?

OBAMA: present

Jury fore~~man~~person: That’s not an option

OBAMA: OK, Typical white person!!

Jury fore~~man~~person: That’s not an option either, the defendant is ~~black~~ ~~negro~~ African American

OBAMA: Oh, ok, you’re racist so he’s guilty as sin but thanks to me, he’s free as a bird, not guilty you honky white devil.

Judge: #@$%^*!#

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:42:29 +0000

I like jury duty. I wish I could be on permanent jury duty. I get to send people I don’t like to prison for decades and give out giant jury awards that mess with companies I don’t like…basically, it’s my dream job!

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:55:47 +0000

Jury duty? That’s racist.

That thing would be all like: He be a democrat, he be okay for cabinet. Lordy, holder! close the investigation on him.

Scuse ma, yo onor, where be ma teleprompter?

Dis don look lak Hawaii! dis look lak work!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:17:50 +0000

“But it’s my turn this month to bring the girls to Sidwell Friends School!”

By: Xander

Xander — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:38:44 +0000

With his current popularity, I doubt he would even be elected foreman…

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:16:30 +0000

And oh yes, trying to fix the economy and preparing a State of the Union address.

“The teleprompter broke again, so here’s Kobe Bryant instead!”

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:10:18 +0000

What gets me is when Bill Clinton was called up he didn’t try to get out of it he wanted to serve Jury Duty.

By: Keith

Keith — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:57:36 +0000

Jury duty? That’s above his pay grade.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:54:05 +0000

Well, if he were supplied with mirrors, teleprompters, TV cameras, speech breaks, cooing fans in the audience with tingling legs… he’d do it.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:37:54 +0000

Obama would tell them he is exempt from jury duty on the grounds of conflict of interest. It would be awkward for him to be sitting in the jury box as everyone swore on the Bible to tell the truth “so help me Obama”.