Actually, I didn’t see any of it. At all. Well, I saw that one clip where Obama was talking about that recent Supreme Court decision and Alito was shaking his head and mouthing, “Not true.”
So that’s my reaction: Not true. Obama said a lot of things that were not true.
But man, it got crazy when Obama saw Alito and was like, “What did you just say?”
And Alito was like, “I said, ‘Not true’. Did those Dumbo ears you have miss that?”
And Obama was all angry and screamed, “Shouldn’t you be filming a new episode of Jersey Shore, guido?”
And Alito was like, “That’s it, Twiggy! You’re going down!”
And Alito ran up and tackled Obama, and Biden was all scared, flailing his arms about and yelling, “Biden scared!” And Nancy Pelosi just stood there in a trance, staring forward and blinking rapidly.
And then Alito lifted Obama over his head and yelled, “I am now president!” Which makes him now president by the rules in the Constitution… according to Alito. He’s a Supreme Court Justice, so he would know.
Best. State of the Union Address. Ever. Next time I’ll definitely pay to watch it on Pay-Per-View.