Question of the Day

Posted by Frank J. on January 20, 2010 at 3:01 pm

How devastating a blow to Democrats would you Scott Brown’s win is? I characterize it as a shotgun blast to the groin. What do you think?

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46 Responses to “Question of the Day”

  1. Joey says:

    It’s like Superman getting a shard of kryptonite jammed into his eye…

    … by AQUAMAN.

  2. Jacki says:

    Yep, like a 2×4 to the back of the head, they definitely weren’t expecting it.

  3. doug irvine says:

    Sounds about right.
    It would fit nicely in the gun rack in his pick-up.

  4. IH8Socialist says:

    Musket to the Junk would be more fitting than shotgun blast to the groin

  5. island girl says:

    Demoncrats cruisin for a bruisin

    http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/skull_bike_02_5.JPG

  6. Joseph says:

    I agree with IH8Socialist

  7. saveacountryeatalib says:

    Screwdriver lobotomy via nasal canal. I always like the classics. Clean and simple.

  8. liberal troll (shiggz) says:

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  9. chris says:

    its as damaging as die hard 2 was to the die hard series… but not as much as live free or die hard.

  10. Cactus says:

    A titanium knife imbedded to the handle in the middle of the forehead.

    “Hello???? Anybody home????”

  11. storm1911 says:

    It it’s like mistaking a jihadi body bomb for a girdle, and pulling on that funny looking string to tighten it.

    It’s like splashing a liberal with holy water.

  12. Jimmy says:

    Hitting their thumb with a hammer oBAMa.

    Or like a right uppercut to the chin in the first round.

  13. Greg says:

    Don’t forget the big splash of lemony-fresh brine to rub into the wounds!

  14. DamnCat says:

    Like getting kicked in the nuts….by Fred Thompson.

  15. motopolitico says:

    WHERE IS MY HAPPY DANCE? I EXPECT TO SEE A HAPPY DANCE ON YOUTUBE. POSSIBLY INVOLVING ROWDI.

  16. Bantha_Fodder says:

    IH8Socialist says:

    January 20th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Musket to the Junk would be more fitting than shotgun blast to the groin

    I think “Junk Musket” would make a great band name

  17. Phelps says:

    Weenie slammed in a sliding glass door.

  18. MarkoMancuso says:

    Comparable to North Carolina losing to Mount St. Mary’s in the first round of the NCAA tournament.

    Excuse me. Basketball. Obama.

    RACISM.

  19. Willy says:

    When Wiley Coyote, having stepped off the edge of the cliff, first looks down.

  20. Halfway Superbright says:

    Almost as painful for liberals as watching honest workers collect their entire paycheck.

  21. saveacountryeatalib says:

    Bantha: Junk Musket would be an excellent band name, too funny. They could play at Brown’s swearing in.

  22. AlaskaNick says:

    Any Liberal who looks at D.C. will turn into a piller of salt.

  23. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    Since we’re talking about Democrats here, I’ll compare it to taking a binky away from a toddler.

  24. shiggz says:

    This is the bullet we just missed

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcBaSP31Be8&feature=player_embedded

    I think Mass. just redeemed themselves from a lot. Like that friend who is kinda a dickhead who is always boring money but not paying it back and picking crappy restaurants. But when a fight breaks out they have your back. Welcome Mass Brothers.

  25. Dennis says:

    A W80 suppository……..

  26. Johnny I says:

    Four hours, and not calling a doctor.

    The Ewok double log trap where they smashed the two legged Imperial thingy.

    Force-fed a pineapple, whole.

    Me, walking into a room full of rocking chairs. And I don’t have a tail.

    Groin blast/”fingers” stuck in one of those Chinese finger cuffs. Plus ca change…

    Taking away the computer to go outside and roll a hoop. With a stick.

    Eating squishy mushrooms. Eww.

  27. Live Free Or Die says:

    This is just King Arthur’s first arm dismemberment of the black knight, in ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’. ”It’s just a flesh wound.”

  28. Bantha_Fodder says:

    Arthur: “I cut your arm off.”

    Black Knight: “Did not!”

  29. Eros says:

    A certain dental scene from “Marathon Man” comes to mind.

  30. Johnny Rebel says:

    Your grammar is a shotgun blast to the groin

  31. Vlad says:

    I’d say it’s more like giving them a pillow without a cool side. Frustrating but not enduring or painful. C’mon, it’s just politics.

  32. Ron Rockstar says:

    Like having a redneck Deliverance hick with a shotgun telling you that “you got a purty mouth”

  33. Guffy Conservative says:

    Like a lightsaber to the groin.

  34. zzyzx says:

    I think it’s like having your cake….and eating it too!

  35. 4of7 says:

    Another vote for ‘Musket to the junk’!

  36. Bunni says:

    Being tied up and dropped out of an airplane without a parachute, while having the underware bomber strapped to your back with sticks of dynamite.

  37. seanmahair says:

    A silver bullet to the heart of the werewolf that is health care deform.

    A wooden stake in the heart of trillion dollar health care spending.

    An aneurism to the Obama administration

    (all hopefully fatal) But the dems still don’t get it. We’re unfortunately going to have to continue with this lesson in November.

  38. Scott in OC says:

    Obamacare = a ripe watermelon
    Scott Brown = Gallagher

  39. 1Patriot says:

    Waking up next to Nancy Pelosi and having to chew your own arm off.

  40. Johnny I says:

    Junk Musket is a dynamite band name.

    Grape-shot grapes.

  41. Johnny I says:

    Damn–coupla new ones

    Buckshot below the buckle.
    Double-O in your Underoos.
    BBs to the PP

    *hook*

  42. klrtz1 says:

    IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL DEMOCRATS READING THIS:

  43. klrtz1 says:

    If you point the shotgun at your groin, it’s easy to reach the trigger.

  44. Nunya says:

    Another vote for an IMAO band named “Junk Musket.” Can I be keyboards? I’d settle for tambourine in the background though.

    And back on topic:

    It’s like drinking an ExLax milkshake before discovering that you’re out of toilet paper

    It’s like investing in Microsoft…because of Windows Vista

    It’s like (s)electing an inexperienced, unvetted, controversial junior Senator with questionable allegiances for the highest office in the world…and then being surprised when he’s 10x worse than his predecessor…

  45. Burmashave says:

    In truth, I think 1Patriot has it closest to reality.

  46. Idahoser says:

    The Doolittle Raid on Tokyo

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