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Obama is blaming the need for him to take responsibility on Bush
Apparently, Napolitano was surprised by the fact that modern aerodynamics knowledge is used to make heavier than air vehicles fly.
When that guy was running for the quarterback, someone should have gotten in his way. Texas didn’t properly screen him
Man, a “musburger” does not sound very appetizing.
A robot should hand out the award for the national championship in honor of the computers that helped pick them.
No reason for Alabama to play BSU as computer sims say they’d easily win, though afterward they’d drown from the ice caps melting.
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January 8th, 2010 at 9:23 am
According to the computer simulations I ran, Michigan* should win the national championship and go undefeated every year from 2007 through 2039**. Also, the Big Ten should replace Illinois with my high school, and any linebacker can play defensive end better than a defensive end.
*these simulations take into account the fact that I play as Michigan against the computer for every game.
**Michigan will probably keep going undefeated past 2039, but I haven’t played those seasons yet
January 8th, 2010 at 9:34 am
I don’t know if I could play quarterback better than Greg McElroy, but I do think Marko Ramius could play quarterback better than Greg McElroy.
January 8th, 2010 at 9:49 am
“Obama is blaming the need for him to take responsibility on Bush”
Almost lost my mouthful of Mountain Dew on that one. Bravo!
January 8th, 2010 at 10:08 am
Apparently, Napolitano was surprised by the fact that modern aerodynamics knowledge is used to make heavier than air vehicles fly.
Well I’m not surprised, as you know they don’t teach anything useful to real life in commie indoctrination schools.
January 8th, 2010 at 10:47 am
Let’s face it Napolitano has less clues then Cher Horowitz.
January 8th, 2010 at 10:52 am
We had a wonderfully awful preview of how well she’d be as DHS Secretary when we failed as the Governor of AZ. hObama just gave her a chance to fail in front of a much wider audience, with more dire circumstances for the Republic.
January 8th, 2010 at 10:53 am
When SHE failed. Man, I gotta proofread.
January 8th, 2010 at 11:01 am
I was eating a stale musburger last night while watching Alabama BBQ some Texas beef. At least Keith Jackson used to be funny once and a while.
January 8th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Obama is formally blaming Booosh for soiling his diapers when Teh One was three. Or was that thirty?
January 8th, 2010 at 11:27 am
True, Jimmy. And Keith Jackson never had any “pardners” that screamed as much as Kirk Herbstreit does.
January 8th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
“Musburger Scissors” is exactly why I am not attracted to the lesbian thing like other guys.