So they’re thinking of moving KSM’s trial to someplace other than New York City since Obama is a total screw up at everything and obviously doesn’t think things through. I have a solution to make everyone happy, though. Let’s just say we’ve got an agreement with Aquaman and the Atlanteans to try KSM. Then the liberals will be like, “That’s great, because the Atlanteans are sophisticated people; they’re not like the savages in America.” Then we’ll tie KSM to a big a rock and throw him in the sea while wishing him a good trial and the liberals will applaud that civility had won out.
The secret is though: There is no Atlantis. KSM will just end up sitting at the bottom of the ocean and have his eyes eaten by crabs. Poetic justice, really.