Solution for KSM Trial
So they’re thinking of moving KSM’s trial to someplace other than New York City since Obama is a total screw up at everything and obviously doesn’t think things through. I have a solution to make everyone happy, though. Let’s just say we’ve got an agreement with Aquaman and the Atlanteans to try KSM. Then the liberals will be like, “That’s great, because the Atlanteans are sophisticated people; they’re not like the savages in America.” Then we’ll tie KSM to a big a rock and throw him in the sea while wishing him a good trial and the liberals will applaud that civility had won out.
The secret is though: There is no Atlantis. KSM will just end up sitting at the bottom of the ocean and have his eyes eaten by crabs. Poetic justice, really.
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January 29th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Ha. I’m in English class in a lecture about poetic justice at the moment. This is perfect.
January 29th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I say we tie him to a torpedo and fire him through a submarine’s tubes.
January 29th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
What if we tell him there is 72 hot mermaid virgins down there?
January 29th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Raucious APPLAUSE!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Are the Eye-eating Crabs a subset of theDdick Cheney Rocket mounted Dinos? And do they have sharp stainless stell pincers and claws? That would be great for KSM.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
if only we had a base offshore somewhere
January 29th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
“Solution for KSM Trial”
*how bout Kill Him!
*launch him into space.
*feed him to some sharks
January 29th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Those crabs have a lot of mouth parts.
Can we throw-in Pelosi, Reid, Hillary and The One, too?
Crabs are hungry criters and environmentally friendly! Mmmmm… crab.
January 29th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Right, there is no Atlantis. Just make sure that everyone remembers that. There…is…no…Atlantis.
January 29th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
And if there was an Atlantis, and I am not saying that there is, it would be ruled by Namor, not Aquaman.
January 29th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
You’re quite the humanitarian.
I’m more of the opinion we should cannonize him.
He’s in Cuba, there has to some old European fort on some island in the area with some huge-caliber, black powder cannons we could fit him in.
The youtube rights alone would pay off this year’s military budget for Iraq.
January 29th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Aren’t American trials only for American citizens? That means we can throw him in the sea anyway and nobody can do anything about it. Everybody wins!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
The cannon you would need to fire him (he’s gotten fat in jail) would be huge. A trebuchet would be alot better, and you could piss off hippies by making it out of a giant redwood tree.
January 29th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
I’m really tired of ksm and his buddies. The fun is gone. The humor has gone into reruns. There is nothing more to say.
My suggestion would be to lock them into one cell in Gitmo. Turn out the lights, Air Condition, Cable TV, and everything else and leave them with 1 Baconnater apiece. Check back every 6 months or so to see if they are funny yet.
January 29th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Awesometific American:
Depends on whether you’re in Marvel-verse or DC-verse.
January 29th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
I’m tired of people calling this loser KSM, like he’s a rap star or an alternative to Kentucky Fried Chicken. Next they’ll be labeling him K-Diddy. Why don’t we, instead, just refer to him as something catchy, yet more fitting, like “That Muslim Douchebag”.
January 29th, 2010 at 11:29 pm
that’s some serious waterboarding Frank
January 29th, 2010 at 11:30 pm
Place the accused in a large hot incinerator.
We will always know where he is.
January 30th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Drop him in Iran with a “The election was stolen!” tattoo across his forehead.