New champion of fighting
global warming climate change: Osama bin Laden.
In his latest tape (is he actually still recording things to tape?), bin Laden called for “drastic solutions” to global warming, and “not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change.” I remember a while ago bin Laden had a tape where he basically ran through every liberal talking point, and now he’s demanding action on climate change? So if you thought no one listened to liberals, well apparently terrorists do. You’d almost expect Osams’s next missive to be a diary on the Daily Kos.
So now not only do we have to convert to Islam to keep terrorists from blowing us up, but we also have to fight the left’s made up problems. What’s next? Osama is going to threaten to attack us unless we return Ted Kennedy’s seat to the Democrats? He’ll blow up a daycare unless we get a public option?
Republicans should seize on this and put out ads saying, “We opposes the cap & trade measures supported by Obama and Osama bin Laden.” Just don’t mix up Obama’s and Osama’s names as that’s getting easier than ever.