wut happend?!!

Posted on January 22, 2010 11:01 am

grahhh!

murahhhhhhh!

wut happend? ted kennedee was monkeys gratest freend. now in his seet is dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jue? dis not right! dis not possibul! dis trick!

ween obamama wun dat peepul hated de dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jues. Dey wanted der eyeball eeten. dat messuge was loud an clear. wut are dey saying now? i do not understand!

dis must bee becuz we not librul enuf an not eet enough eyeballs. did only explanation. obamama failed on making u hav helth care an fail on taxing u an fail on eeting ur eyeballs so dat why peepul angry. dey want mor librulism and mor eyeballs eeten. dis onlee logicul explanashun. i weel wright diary about it on daily kos to tell all my monkey freends not to lose hope.

yes. dat it. everee wun steel hate u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jues. dey just wanted liberuls to work faster. so no reeson u celebrate. i weel eet ur dum stoopid eyeballs soon. i weel. an i weel turn them into poo an throw de poo at u. dis will happen soon. i happy not sad. things ar gud. things ar very gud. i go watch msnbc now.

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13 Responses to “wut happend?!!”

  1. DamnCat says:

    “i go watch msnbc now.”

    Yeah – stick with your own kind.

  2. Plentyobailouts says:

    Scary Evil Monkey as a dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jue, I would just like to say: pffftttt. 2 clicks left, 1 click up.

  3. MarkoMancuso says:

    Subdued Evil Monkey.

    Much improved.

  4. storm1911 says:

    I now know who writes for pmsnbc’s nite time programming.

    I also just learned Obana spells eyeballs “wagyu beef”.

    scary evil monkey, ur rite. a gud strategrery iz too poosh mor leebaraalizim on dum heelbelly neocon teabagging jues. is haz wuked soo well so far.

  5. Jimmy says:

    Hahahahaha. Scary Evil Monkey is such an animal.

  6. Raving Lunatic says:

    Frank, it’s nice of you to let Olbermann have some space to respond on your site!

  7. Cactus says:

    Bad Evil Monkey! You idiot! Everyone knows…Tricks are for kids!

    You eat you own poo, Evil Monkey!

  8. IH8Socialist says:

    Bad Scary Evil Monkey I’ll hit you with a stick!!!

  9. G Fresh says:

    Scary Evil Monkey, xtranormal version. :o ) http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5993629

  10. Live Free Or Die says:

    Nice job, G Fresh!
    Scary Evil Monkey gets his poo flinging expertise from MSNBC

  11. seanmahair says:

    Wait, why is there a picture of Dingy Harry at the beginning of SEM post? Oh that’s not Harry Reid? My bad, I guess one poo flinger looks the same as another.

  12. Dansak says:

    Good monkey. I’m crying from laughing. That never happens.

  13. Terry_Jim says:

    S.E. Monkeeee,
    Yooo arrr Alan Greyson, aren’t yooooooo??????

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