wut happend? ted kennedee was monkeys gratest freend. now in his seet is dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jue? dis not right! dis not possibul! dis trick!
ween obamama wun dat peepul hated de dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jues. Dey wanted der eyeball eeten. dat messuge was loud an clear. wut are dey saying now? i do not understand!
dis must bee becuz we not librul enuf an not eet enough eyeballs. did only explanation. obamama failed on making u hav helth care an fail on taxing u an fail on eeting ur eyeballs so dat why peepul angry. dey want mor librulism and mor eyeballs eeten. dis onlee logicul explanashun. i weel wright diary about it on daily kos to tell all my monkey freends not to lose hope.
yes. dat it. everee wun steel hate u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jues. dey just wanted liberuls to work faster. so no reeson u celebrate. i weel eet ur dum stoopid eyeballs soon. i weel. an i weel turn them into poo an throw de poo at u. dis will happen soon. i happy not sad. things ar gud. things ar very gud. i go watch msnbc now.