Comments on: Curling Facts

By: Boiler

Boiler — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:51:46 +0000

I’ve started to get interested in curling through observing the olympics in Vancover Canada. To begin with it appeared like a shorter and sweet version of cricket but now I gather it has all the strategy of a chess game. At the moment I am taking in as much as I can on the matches from the Internet. Then next stop will be lining up somewhere to have a practice like the local skating rink.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 07:09:55 +0000

Curling fans are only there in hopes of seeing blood on the ice.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 04:18:23 +0000

Oooh, kingaljr, that’s cold.

By: Darrell

Darrell — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:06:09 +0000

Plentyobailouts,

Well, I know what I’ll be doing in the penalty box.

By: Darrell

Darrell — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:04:06 +0000

Just during the Olympics, Marko. The rest of the time I don’t masturbate any more than any other guy.

By: kingaljr

kingaljr — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:48:14 +0000

Aquaman curls.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:51:00 +0000

@17 Darrell — 15 minute penalty for sharing.

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:48:45 +0000

Well Marko, when you look at his avatar, it’s no wonder.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:45:29 +0000

The day I knew IMAO was heading downhill was the day someone talked about his masturbation habits.

By: hwuu

hwuu — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:27:49 +0000

Curling would be more awesome if the women were folding laundry instead of sweeping.

By: hwuu

hwuu — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:26:24 +0000

Curling is how they built the pyramids. Of course that was before global warming.

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:20:49 +0000

Darn it. America lost the first round of curling. Makes sense, though. Janitor work is officially a job Americans don’t want so we just aren’t any good at the sport.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:12:36 +0000

All bow down to the awesomeness that is the greatess sport of all time, the greatest sport known to mankind, the greatest sport in the Universe…….. curling

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:05:06 +0000

Bah, furrin sports.

You know how you can tell it’s not an American sport?

If it had been, it’d be done with Jarts and the defending team would have to try to block the sharpened Jarts before they hit the ice or until their blood covers the bull’s eye.

Americans don’t draw a target to use for some pansy frozen shuffleboard, we do it to shoot bullets or arrows or to throw darts at.

What a waste of a target.
It’s like making an effigy of a hippy and not punching it.

By: Darrell

Darrell — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:41:56 +0000

All you guys can laugh at curling all you want, but tell me another sport where the women wear supertight clothes, sweep until they sweat, and scream “Hard! Harder! HURRRYYYYY!!!!”

I can masturbate more times during one women’s curling match than during an entire day of women’s beach volleyball.

QED.

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:57:04 +0000

Curling is so awesome, it’s been added to the Google logo for a day.

Curling is the preferred sport of Navy Seals, Green Berets, and Ronald Regan.

When the French try to play curling, they instantly burst into flames from sheer awesomeness.

In 1982, a medium sized nation in Africa suggested that curling be removed from the Olympic roster. No one knows the name of that country because it was stricken from all records and it was then nuked into a fine red powder.

The powerful Swiffer lobby has been trying to remove the brooms from curling and replace them with Wet-Jets but they will soon learn that nobody messes with the broom cartels without being forced to consume nutrients for the rest of their lives through a tube.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:50:05 +0000

Larry, Moe, and Curling. Nyuck nyuck nycuk

Or in this case…canyuck canyuck canuck

(sorry)

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:39:21 +0000

12# MarkoMancuso says:
February 16th, 2010 at 1:25 pm

… gay people, sissies, cheaters, and Italians.

No need to be redundant.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:25:23 +0000

Curling — Soccer, but if soccer was awesome and not played by gay people, sissies, cheaters, and Italians.

Fixed that one for ya, Plentyo.

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:06:36 +0000

Bah.. curling is the Nobel Peace Prize of the Olympics. It’s the “feel-good” Olympic “sport” where even janitors get a chance at a medal for doing nothing.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:32:36 +0000

I used to love curling but all the rowdy, disgusting curling hooligans have ruined a once great sport.

Now I watch hockey – much more civilized.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:29:52 +0000

Currrrrrliiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz — Soccer, but with white people.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:28:34 +0000

Putun: And what’s this? “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds”.
Ramius: It is an ancient Hindu text, quoted by a Scotsman. He invented curling, and he was later blamed for the deaths of millions.

By: Steven P. Beaver

Steven P. Beaver — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:25:30 +0000

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Canadian-curler-is-five-months-pregnant?urn=oly,219941

A pregnant curler – playing for Canada! Frank – she must be more amazing than Harry Potter or Mary Poppins with a broom!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:19:32 +0000

“If the people raise a great howl against my barbarity and cruelty, I will answer that curling is curling, and not popularity seeking.”

–William T. Sherman