Comments on: Curling Update: The Continued Tragedy

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 05:17:51 +0000

so maybe we’ll do better next Olympics if we have a different president.
I think our athletes are more afraid that if they do well,
they might have to take a risky ride in the Veep’s motorcade.

By: 5of7

5of7 — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:17:49 +0000

The only new winter sports I could think of to replace Curling for shear, gut-wrenching excitement is either an ice fishing tournament, or creative, free-style peeing in the snow.
Our Curling team could get useful off-season training by introducing a new Summer Olympic sport, Cross-Country Bowling.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:56:47 +0000

We beat France. Who hasn’t?

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:43:53 +0000

Hey, we finally won a game!

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:48:53 +0000

it’s obviously not Obama’s fault.
He inherited these curling teams from Bush.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:31:40 +0000

Ussjimmycarter says:
The Canadian Curling chicks give me a boner!

Yeah, they give each other boners too.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:26:56 +0000

Booosh does not want the U.S. Olymoic team to win under Obama. So Booosh has turned on the Halibutron HAARP devise to distort the gravity field around trhe stones. You can ask Kief Obamurman or Jesse Ventura about it.\

(I wonder how long before some leftie moron picks this up and posts on the of the very lame liberal blogs?)

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:13:03 +0000

Face it Marko, mens curling is all about the brawn. Beneath that blubber butted, chain smoking exterior lies the Rosie O’donnell like thighs and ice cold Pelosi like heart of a brute. We need our men to be more like our liberal women. We need to sling our curling stones around like they were Chris Matthews in a gay bath house.

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:09:54 +0000

Maybe it's time to cut our losses and run. Curling is so last week. On to the next trendy, obscure sport... Hurling! Plus, it's guys only because it's so stinking brutal! If that doesn't pan out, I recommend Buzkashi (bonus - PETA hates it).

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:41:50 +0000

If, Son of Bob, smart guys were so smart, we’d be good at curling!

By: Ussjimmycarter

Ussjimmycarter — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:27:39 +0000

The Canadian Curling chicks give me a boner!

By: Ussjimmycarter

Ussjimmycarter — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:25:49 +0000

We like totally suck! I’ll bet a few hundred Mexicans could ravage our miserable country right now!

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:24:04 +0000

I disagree. Haven’t we already placed curling above academics in our nation’s schools? I’m tired of the curling star getting all the chicks, while smart guys get laughed at.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:18:26 +0000

We should tell Canadian elected officials that we’ll only give them medical treatment in exchange for their top curlers.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:15:42 +0000

We’ve been defeated by the Germans. Kasserine Pass was bad enough, but on our own continent!

We’re no more a great country than Latvia.