Comments on: Doctor Al Gore

By: Herpules

Herpules — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:36:21 +0000

Gold medal for Nodic skiing…

Yeah, I spelled it right.

By: marvin

marvin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:11:15 +0000

We really need to Tea Party the actual event if not too late. Let them know what we think about cap and trade.

By: Swamper

Swamper — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:36:48 +0000

Al Gore’s existence already makes me ashamed to be a Tennesseean. But now I’m really glad I didn’t go to UT.

By: NoName

NoName — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:36:46 +0000

Al Gore needs to be indicted for fraud and stripped of every dime he’s made selling phony “carbon credits,” whatever he made from his schlockumentary film and received with his “Nobel prize.” He was a crook when he was VP and he’s just gotten more crooked with time.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:21:17 +0000

Doctor of De-Evolution into ManBearPig

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:19:28 +0000

Masters of Sanctimoniousness

“Send the Amber Lamps.” Still makes me laugh.

By: Bad Science

Bad Science — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:06:55 +0000

On Opposite Day: Smartest, Best, and Most Important Person in the World!
Oh, also on Opposite Day: Undigested Food For Brains!

By: Gerry

Gerry — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:36:56 +0000

I wouldn’t mind him getting any award… as long as “Posthumous” goes in front of it….

By: Corona

Corona — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:08:33 +0000

Okay, more ‘on topic’…

Doctorate of Amber Lamps. There, better now.

By: Corona

Corona — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:07:17 +0000

What? No Amber Lamps thread?

By: DeckApe

DeckApe — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:14:57 +0000

DR. of alchemy…turning the air we breath into a taxable commodity. Then turning that into his own fortune; and we think he’s dumb.

the south end of north bound horse for sure.

By: 50Cal

50Cal — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:05:02 +0000

- Master of Deception
- Doctor Plausible Deniability

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:39:37 +0000

Hate to break it to those of you who pay to send your kids to such nonsense, but none of what these “professors” “teach” is real. Gore is most likely their hero, as he’s taken it to a whole new level.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:55:22 +0000

First be nice to Dolly, she’s a nice lady.

Second the thing you seem to forget here is that Academia does not exist in the real world. Hence the disaster we find ourselves in today. MBA’s and PhD’s making decisions on things they’ve only read about in a text book or simulated on computer.

“What, you mean there are real people affected by this?” “When did that happen?” “Well if they were too stupid not to go to (my $100,000 a year alma mater) college they deserve what they get.” “Stop complaining (about doing twice the work for the same pay or less, including benefits) at least you have a job!”

If you haven’t heard the above don’t be jealous, you will. Al Gore is the poster boy for just about everything that’s wrong with this country. He’s almost as big a laughing stock as the present resident of the White House, but he suffers under a lack of opportunity here. Give him the top job and I’m sure he can Gold Medal in Buffoonery with a chance at a Silver in Charlatanism and a Bronze in Bombastadry.

By: marvin

marvin — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 12:31:29 +0000

Master of Hypocrisy.

At least Dolly Parton has used her success to build libraries, and schools in some of the poorest areas of the country, located right in Tennessee. People who are so poor, they can barely afford groceries or to heat their homes. Al Gore, who used to represent those same people, has dedicated his life to raising the price of food and energy.

By: leverette

leverette — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:39:39 +0000

The Warm Mongering Award

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:35:40 +0000

And in the next episode of Fred!, Fred(!) Thompson burns his degree!

By: Stephen

Stephen — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:30:57 +0000

Razzie Award

An online diploma from Ashwood University based on his Life Experience (which he can earn in as little as 7 days!)

By: Ira

Ira — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:46:18 +0000

hey, definitely off-topic but on a subject near and dear to us (no, really):
http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/02/why_not_nominate_the_next_reag.html
and Gore is still an embarrassment and too thick to realize it.

By: MoogieP

MoogieP — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:35:37 +0000

– Weight Watchers Repeat Offender Award
– The Alice In Wonderland Down-the-Rabbit-Hole Award (with 2 Oak Clusters)

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:27:53 +0000

Master of Liberal Arse

By: Taylor

Taylor — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:23:02 +0000

>> The Biggest Liar
>> Hasty Pudding for Brains Award
>> Medal of Dishonor
>> Marxiest Man Alive
>> Guinness World Record for biggest hoax
>> $1,000,000 winner in Are You Smarter Than A Useful Idiot

By: shiggz

shiggz — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:15:33 +0000

Isn’t the Noble like one step up from those honorary pilot wings the airlines used to give out?

By: paul mitchell

paul mitchell — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:06:28 +0000

Guinness Record for smallest ratio between IQ and shoe size.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:02:10 +0000

If I were him…I’d be getting rid of the loser ‘global warming’ scam and jump on the ‘global shaking’ bandwagon. There’s a ton of money and awards to be made in global shaking and it’s an area of science that’s ripe for exploitation.