Helping the Terrorists
The White House has accused its critics of helping Al Qaeda. Aren’t you getting tired of the Bush White House’s “us or them” mentality and… Oh, wait. Obama is president. I keep forgetting that because he’s so useless.
Anyway, here’s what Obama’s National Security Adviser John Brennan said:
“Critics of Osama help Obama… wait, did I mix that one up. Which one uses lefty talking points to rile up its base? Oh, both do? Well, I still think they’re pretty different. So stop criticizing the Barack one has it helps the bin Laden one… well not on the issue of global warming. That’s where Osama and Obama are one and the same… I mean Obama and Osama.”
Anyway, Brennan ridiculed the notion that terrorists are some huge threat because they’re not one hundred feet tall. True, but the giant robots they’re working on probably are. Which is why I keep saying we need our own giant robots… and probably space lasers. Anyone against developing those is basically a terrorist supporter. I’m looking at you Barack “Giant Robots Are Infeasible And How Did You Get in Here?” Obama.
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February 10th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
There are major differences between Obama and Osama. For example one wears a beard and one doesn’t. One wants to utterly destroy the United States as we know it and the other wants to…eh…err…… Did I mention one wears a beard and one doesn’t?
February 10th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Osama, er, Obama, I mean, err, Osama stabbed Jack Bauer!
February 10th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Taller is more of a threat now according to left-wing thinking? Was anyone going to tell me this?! … signed James Cameron
February 10th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
100 foot robots??? What exactly is wrong with dinosaurs carrying rocket launchers? They should be faster and more nimble than robots and we already have them. No need to invent anything new.
February 10th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Yes, 100 foot robots!!! I always know that Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow was prophetic. Best. Movie. Ever.
February 10th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
When will Brennan focus on the real enemy: fat kids?
February 10th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Genghis, you silly long dead Mongol you. The best movie ever was Time Chasers.
“Hi, I’m Bob Evil!”
February 10th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I’m more worried about nanotech applied at the federal level. Or is that nannytech at the feral level? It seems to me that D.C. is full of nannybots and the whole place has gone wild.
February 10th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Every time Frank J. criticizes O-bah-muhh, 7 Jihadis get their X-Plodey Vests.
Thank God for Harvey’s lolterizt posts. The Jihadis get LOLing so hard they Prematurely Detonate.
February 10th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
If the terrorists are developing giant robots, we’re developing
robots that eat dead Al Qaeda parts, so, it appears to be a robot detente.
February 10th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Marko, you poor snowed in Pennsylvanian, the best movie ever made was Blazing Saddles.
February 10th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Obama’s critics don’t want socialized health care, government control of American banks or the auto industry, illegal immigrants to made legal citizens, higher taxes…how does that affect a guy in a cave in Pakistan, let alone help him?
February 10th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
I remind you, zzyzx, that John Wayne turned down a role in that movie.
February 11th, 2010 at 12:49 am
Um Obama cut the only thing that could save us from Al Qaeda’s massive 100 ft tall army of 75 virgins robots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8__8–YAm4
P.S The Big Lebowski is the greatest movie of all time. The Cohen Brothers put all of their creative energy in that movie. That’s why they haven’t come up with anything great since.
February 11th, 2010 at 5:43 am
Yes it’s true Marco…John Wayne did turn down a part in Blazing Saddles. However, I submit to you that was the worst decision he ever made in his other wise illustrious career as an actor. Except maybe being in that movie where he played Ganges Khan.