Comments on: In Celebration of the Olympics… http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:34:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Harvey http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60735 Harvey Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:26:56 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60735 Fred is obviously not a real Canadian, since his comment didn't end with "eh?" Fred is obviously not a real Canadian, since his comment didn’t end with “eh?”

]]> By: Fred Leard http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60572 Fred Leard Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:57:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60572 Its tragic that the folks living in the usa are so misinformed about the "True North Strong and Free". Maybe if the spent a little more time becoming educated and less time telling everyone how great they are they, like Canadians, wouldn't have to go all over the world telling everyone how great they are. It's pretty lame when one goes 5o miles south of the border and someone asks you to speak a little "Canadian" to them. Oh well, I guess ignorance is bliss. Its tragic that the folks living in the usa are so misinformed about the “True North Strong and Free”. Maybe if the spent a little more time becoming educated and less time telling everyone how great they are they, like Canadians, wouldn’t have to go all over the world telling everyone how great they are. It’s pretty lame when one goes 5o miles south of the border and someone asks you to speak a little “Canadian” to them. Oh well, I guess ignorance is bliss.

]]> By: 4of7 http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60527 4of7 Wed, 17 Feb 2010 04:24:27 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60527 Canada is a lot like North Dakota, only colder. Canada is a lot like North Dakota, only colder.

]]> By: Corona http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60499 Corona Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:19:53 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60499 2004? Frank was alive/blogging then? Heh. I dinna know of IMAO till about what, 2 years ago. Although recently I did accidentally fall onto a front page of Franks' glee club site or something from 2005 I believe. It was empty though, and that made Coronas' feet sad. In 1988 I drove up from Lancaster NH to Sherborne(?) CAN and stayed there for about 4 hours. Hey I was living in northern NH, I had to DO something to stave off boredom. Once I drove past the border into Canada my windshield got completely bombarded by flying ants or something. I had to pull over and squeegee my windshield clean. I think I used a piece of cardboard and my undershirt. I noticed the highway was a bit shabbier after crossing over too. And being the only car on that highway made it kinda Kubrick. 2004? Frank was alive/blogging then? Heh. I dinna know of IMAO till about what, 2 years ago. Although recently I did accidentally fall onto a front page of Franks’ glee club site or something from 2005 I believe.
It was empty though, and that made Coronas’ feet sad.
In 1988 I drove up from Lancaster NH to Sherborne(?) CAN and stayed there for about 4 hours. Hey I was living in northern NH, I had to DO something to stave off boredom.
Once I drove past the border into Canada my windshield got completely bombarded by flying ants or something. I had to pull over and squeegee my windshield clean. I think I used a piece of cardboard and my undershirt.
I noticed the highway was a bit shabbier after crossing over too. And being the only car on that highway made it kinda Kubrick.

]]> By: IH8Socialist http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60480 IH8Socialist Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:19:50 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60480 there's a place called Canada??? When did that happen?? there’s a place called Canada??? When did that happen??

]]> By: FormerHostage http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60472 FormerHostage Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:51:19 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60472 <blockquote>I’m usually heavily armed</blockquote> And you all break things which is why other countries can never have anything nice!

I’m usually heavily armed

And you all break things which is why other countries can never have anything nice!

]]> By: EnemyoftheState http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60460 EnemyoftheState Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:45:17 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60460 When I visit other countries, I'm usually heavily armed and accompanied by several hundred of my closest friends, who are also heavily armed. We haven't been to Canada yet. When I visit other countries, I’m usually heavily armed and accompanied by several hundred of my closest friends, who are also heavily armed. We haven’t been to Canada yet.

]]> By: Joe http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60456 Joe Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:30:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60456 OMG don't show this list to Sarah Palin, or you'll have to publicly apologize. OMG don’t show this list to Sarah Palin, or you’ll have to publicly apologize.

]]> By: storm1911 http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60450 storm1911 Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:01:14 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60450 The Olympic mascot is a cuddly sasquatch. They can't even make their scary monsters scary. Or how about (aboot?) an angry bear. Too scary, I gfuess. They did come up one kick butt exercise guide from thei Air Force, though. and yummuy maple syrup. The Olympic mascot is a cuddly sasquatch. They can’t even make their scary monsters scary. Or how about (aboot?) an angry bear. Too scary, I gfuess.

They did come up one kick butt exercise guide from thei Air Force, though. and yummuy maple syrup.

]]> By: zzyzx http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60433 zzyzx Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:17:29 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60433 Canadians have a near pathological hatred of their only known enemy in the world...Harp seal pups! They bravely venture forth every year to do mortal combat with said pups armed only with clubs, staves, and skinning knives. So far they have been successful in holding off the Godless hordes of Harp seal pups trying to invade Mother Canada. But what of the Harp seal pups? After defeating their mortal enemies the Canadians actually turn a profit by selling their pelts to Norwegian fur dealers who turn them into fur coats for Barbie Dolls. Canada....keeping the world safe from Harp seal pups! Canadians have a near pathological hatred of their only known enemy in the world…Harp seal pups! They bravely venture forth every year to do mortal combat with said pups armed only with clubs, staves, and skinning knives. So far they have been successful in holding off the Godless hordes of Harp seal pups trying to invade Mother Canada. But what of the Harp seal pups? After defeating their mortal enemies the Canadians actually turn a profit by selling their pelts to Norwegian fur dealers who turn them into fur coats for Barbie Dolls. Canada….keeping the world safe from Harp seal pups!

]]> By: Plentyobailouts http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60424 Plentyobailouts Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:36:29 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60424 Canadians like curling -- nuff said! Canadians like curling — nuff said!

]]> By: Plentyobailouts http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60422 Plentyobailouts Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:35:31 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60422 <blockquote>If ever attacked by a Canadian… well… beat the crap out of him. What? You can’t take a Canadian? What kind of pansy are you?</blockquote> Mitt romney

If ever attacked by a Canadian… well… beat the crap out of him. What? You can’t take a Canadian? What kind of pansy are you?

Mitt romney

]]> By: ExurbanKevin http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60421 ExurbanKevin Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:34:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60421 How can someone who is so right about curling be so wrong about Canada? The fine men and women of Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry "The toughest soldiers with the wimpiest name!" might disagree with you on a few of these items. I'd suggest staying at least two miles away from any of them, because <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Furlong" rel="nofollow">if you get any closer they may just shoot your a$$ dead</a>. How can someone who is so right about curling be so wrong about Canada?

The fine men and women of Princess Patricia’s Canadian Light Infantry “The toughest soldiers with the wimpiest name!” might disagree with you on a few of these items. I’d suggest staying at least two miles away from any of them, because if you get any closer they may just shoot your a$$ dead.

]]> By: FormerHostage http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60414 FormerHostage Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:00:40 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60414 Ooops. I mispelled my email address so two of my comments got flagged for moderation. My only excuse is that I spent all last week digging out from underneath Global Warming and my brain is frozen. Here's my first comment rebooted: * It is an internet myth that Canada is actually New Zealand in the Witness Protection Program. * Canada’s major exports are comedians and people seeking timely healthcare. * Although areas of Canada look very similar to areas in the US, you can tell they are not the same because they have a lower thread count (ask your girlfriend or wife what that means). Ooops. I mispelled my email address so two of my comments got flagged for moderation. My only excuse is that I spent all last week digging out from underneath Global Warming and my brain is frozen. Here’s my first comment rebooted:

* It is an internet myth that Canada is actually New Zealand in the Witness Protection Program.
* Canada’s major exports are comedians and people seeking timely healthcare.
* Although areas of Canada look very similar to areas in the US, you can tell they are not the same because they have a lower thread count (ask your girlfriend or wife what that means).

]]> By: Son of Bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60412 Son of Bob Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:57:44 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60412 Alanis Morissette...need I say more? Alanis Morissette…need I say more?

]]> By: FormerHostage http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60411 FormerHostage Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:57:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60411 Roh roh Shaggy! Am I on the Terrorist Watch list? How come my first comment to this thread had the tag "Your comment is awaiting moderation." attached? I HATE moderates, why would you want to make me sound line one? Roh roh Shaggy! Am I on the Terrorist Watch list? How come my first comment to this thread had the tag “Your comment is awaiting moderation.” attached? I HATE moderates, why would you want to make me sound line one?

]]> By: MarkoMancuso http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60410 MarkoMancuso Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:46:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60410 Canadians did make the outstanding film <em>The Final Sacrifice</em> and I applaud them. Canadians did make the outstanding film The Final Sacrifice and I applaud them.

]]> By: Dodsfall http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60408 Dodsfall Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:27:22 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60408 It always good to have a refresher about our enemy to the north. Especially for us older folks. And you kids get off my lawn! It always good to have a refresher about our enemy to the north. Especially for us older folks.

And you kids get off my lawn!

]]> By: FormerHostage http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/02/in-celebration-of-the-olympics/comment-page-1/#comment-60406 FormerHostage Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:17:44 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=9500#comment-60406 * It is an internet myth that Canada is actually New Zealand in the Witness Protection Program. * Canada's major exports are comedians and people seeking timely healthcare. * Although areas of Canada look very similar to areas in the US, you can tell they are not the same because they have a lower thread count (ask your girlfriend or wife what that means). * It is an internet myth that Canada is actually New Zealand in the Witness Protection Program.
* Canada’s major exports are comedians and people seeking timely healthcare.
* Although areas of Canada look very similar to areas in the US, you can tell they are not the same because they have a lower thread count (ask your girlfriend or wife what that means).

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