Comments on: Let’s Educate Iran

By: 4of7

4of7 — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:53:58 +0000

Feb. 11th is going to be a nervous day.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:46:04 +0000

“And Ahmadinejad probably did his happy little dance he does whenever he sees the tears of a child. It’s kind of a jig.”

Maybe it’s just a call back to the Ashley Simpson Saturday Night Live lip-syncing debacle.

By: Burt

Burt — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:53:45 +0000

Aha. their translators have told them that Americans are particularly averse to opening cans of worms. Perhaps it’s time we showed them how much we enjoy opening cans of whupa$$.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:45:57 +0000

Newsish Fakery Dept.: Iran Launches Piggy Payload, Imam Outraged That Jooos Not Used First

By: Logic Mine

Logic Mine — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:24:54 +0000

Iran is wishing to enrich its URANIUM stock pile. Gee, I wonder what that is for ?

I say we’ve been approaching this problem all wrong. WE should be “HELPING” instead of bad mouthing. My first act of mercy and assistance shall be to help them achieve thier goal! That’s right I said it! If they want enriched Uranium,….then by all means they should have it!

I’ll call my delivery friends at the …69th Bomb Squadron at Minot AFB, N.D. I hear they just got re-activated too!

By: Silhouette

Silhouette — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:15:42 +0000

I don’t think we should resort to pamphlets, which may possibly potentially maybe sorta kinda offend someone because they’re all instructionatoring and all, until we’ve completely exhausted the origami option.

The Thai tried dumping 10 million origami cranes on their jihadists, with no discernable drop in beheadings, so I recommend 1 trillion origami cranes. And if can fold them so they look like they are bowing, all the better.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:46:01 +0000

Instead of beetles, how about 120 Iranian wieners in a can? Just like pygmy chickens.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:43:10 +0000

Why did we send a mouse, two turtles, and a can of worms on a one way trip to palooka-ville? Because they were all non-believers that’s why. We firmly believe in death for all non-believers. When it comes to death for non-believers we are equal opportunity fanatics. For our next test we’re thinking of using the three hippies we caught crossing our border from Iraq or maybe some of the protesters we have rotting in our jails. Anyway, yours in peaceful co-existence, at least until we get this thing perfected….Mahmoud

By: Mikee

Mikee — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:13:48 +0000

You are incorrect that “…educating someone else makes him [Obama] feel superior and he likes that.” Education has nothing at all to do with making Obama feel superior.

What Obama likes is telling people what to do and making them do it. Then he feels superior, although just by thinking he can tell people what to do and make them do it he must feel pretty darn superior already. Either that or he has a serious misunderstanding of what the US president is supposed to do. I distinctly recall that there is nothing about him being my parent in his job description.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:04:46 +0000

The Key to Nuclear Weapons: Responsibility

This one won’t work. Something that neither muscuslins nor that guy in the White House know anything about: Responsibility

The pamphlet should be titled: How do we sleep at night when your glowing in the dark!

We could be all like, listen poopy head! our hippies all say No nukes, so you get no nukes or we’ll like, send you all our hippies!

By: Ussjimmycarter

Ussjimmycarter — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:31:43 +0000

Or we could air drop super extra magnum large condoms on Iran marked “extra snug”! All the dudes would be like WTF…and the women would be asking their guys about their tiny wieners! Muhawawaw!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:17:54 +0000

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called it a “big event.” “The scientific arena is where we defeat the West’s domination,” he added.

Islam is ~~peace~~ Scientific! innovation!