Make Health Care Plan Fiscally Conservative
Republicans are trying to get Obama to start over on health care legislation. If they succeed, they should make sure it’s fiscally conservative. That mean, that it can’t be paid for through tax money and instead has to be paid for through the spoils of war. We need a new MRI machine, we forcefully take it from Canada. Need new money for a hospital, we see how much Belgium will pay us not to drop bomb on them.
That’s fiscal conservatism.
And if Obama won’t agree to that, the Republicans should say to him, “You’re stupid and no one likes you!” — which is true — and then walk out. They need to take a stand like that, even though it’s pretty hard because Obama usually has a big bowl of Reese’s peanut butter cups and you can eat all you want if you support his legislation. But that’s what principles are about — you sometimes take the hard road. So while Arlen Specter is gorging himself with candy, the Republicans just need to leave. Don’t worry, Obama will eventually cave. He can’t eat all those peanut butter cups himself because he already lost a foot to diabetes.
(21 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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February 9th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
As a man of German ancestry, I am in full support of your plan to crush Belgium into the dirt.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
theres a “you got your chocolate in my peanut butter” reference here somwhere, i just can decided if I dont know it, or dont want to know it…
February 9th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Yes this is America we should just take what we want from the world.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
If he rolled in a build-your-own nachos bar complete with sneeze guard, I’d probably cave. Unless, of course, he skimped out and didn’t have guacamole on it. How could you not have guacamole? Stupid liberals.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Whatever they do, hey better make sure their plan is not FCINO. That is the way of the Demon Sheep
February 9th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Too bad this isn’t true.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
“Republicans are trying to get Obama to start over on health care legislation.”
Actually, its the hardworking, legal citizens of the United States that are trying to get Obama to start over on health care legislation. The elected Republicans were finally dragged into the fight.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
There was, Son of Bob, no fight for the Republicans to be dragged into. There was an implosion to observe.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Marko, I stand corrected.
February 9th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
He lost a foot to diabetes? That explains his lean to the left.
February 9th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Unfortunately, this plan will not work. Due to years and years of socialized medicine here in Canada, we have no MRI machines left to steal. Certainly not any “new” ones!
February 10th, 2010 at 12:31 am
I didn’t know Obama lost a foot,
how tall was he before that?
February 10th, 2010 at 6:33 am
Let’s invade the Swiss! They have enough money to pay for Obamaspending for at least a couple of days!
February 10th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Canadian Money is kinda crappy … You can’t use in the Coke Machine … spits em back out. And Canadian Dollars spend like half of our US Dollars
February 10th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
It’s racist to call it diabetes because black people don’t call it that. They call it “the sugar.”
February 11th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Terry_Jim, I am guessing he was a foot taller