Random Thoughts
Unfortunately, my thoughts were quite ordered and predictable yesterday. I’ll try to have one random thought now:
Ice cream.
Hmm… that wasn’t very interesting. I’ll try again:
Kangaroo.
Well, that’s better. At least that one is a funny ‘k’ word. And why do they jump anyways? Exactly what does a six-foot tall creature need to jump over so badly?
(13 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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February 2nd, 2010 at 11:20 am
Pandas. They are jumping over Pandas. Lazy indolent pandas that can’t be bothered to move out of the way. With their stinking bamboo breath and grassy flatulence.
With all those panda lying around Asia it is no wonder the Kangas picked up and moved to Australia..
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:29 am
Since when is ice cream not interesting? I’m just sayin’.
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:35 am
Dingos. Baby stealing dingos.
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:44 am
You don’t find chocolate ice cream interesting? RACIST!
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:51 am
Ha, ha, you fixed your typo.
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:54 am
So you thought you would have a random thought? That makes an orderly thought process! You HATE SCIENCE!
February 2nd, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Their ability to jump is secondary. What they really need those jumping muscles for is disemboweling unsuspecting humans and other bipeds. You think pandas are bad, kangaroos are just plain evil! Along the lines of squirrels.
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:00 pm
How about panda a and kangaroos eating chocolate ice cream covered squirrels ? Random, and silly, too. Now off to get me NEA grant for this.
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:18 pm
KangarooS can punch dirty hippies in the nads!
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Yes! Chocolate covered squirrels being eaten by other evil animals! I like it. Not random nor silly at all in my twisted mind. (I wonder if you could put the chocolate covered squirrel on a stick and deep fry it? I’m sure someone in Wisconsin could figure that out)
February 2nd, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Kangaroos jump to stomp on trolls.
February 2nd, 2010 at 3:14 pm
how bout Kangaroo’s eating ice cream?
February 2nd, 2010 at 3:57 pm
@ #10 — I’d buy one of those. Anything on a stick has to be good.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Someone needs a good ice cream covered, deep-fried Kangaroo stompin’:
WASHINGTON (AP) — FBI agents flew to Nigeria in the days following a failed Christmas Day terrorist attack and got the alleged bomber’s family to help them persuade him to cooperate.
It worked. A senior Obama administration official says the FBI and family members have been talking to Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab for a week and he’s provided fresh intelligence for FBI terrorism investigations. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the ongoing investigation.
“- A senior Obama administration official … spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the ongoing investigation. -” (someone leaked)
“Hey teritzs! Look out! We kept him quiet as long as we could, but those mean old FBI guys got him to talk anyway!”
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:34 am
the other day at kroger in the self checkout instead of hitting the spanish language option like usual i decided that to show solidarity with Haytee that I would push the french language option
but there was not one
so i went to the manager and complained
Merde! I said
anyway I am going to right a letter to the kroger people about this
and then i hit the same problem at walmart and lowes and bilo
so i am going to march on wassindon
honor the colonies the frogs screwed up
haytee is a big one
french indochina
algeria
somalia
french congo
hawaii
texas
i mean like Merde man
February 4th, 2010 at 3:54 am
Not cars. They never jump over cars, just straight in front. That’s why they’re going extinct.