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Future Headline: “Unexpectedly, Joblessness Fell as Expected”
If carbon credits were stolen, does that mean the world is now more polluted?
Hackers stole my invisible platypus named Dave!
Stolen carbon credits, demon sheep, the government trying to kill Jim Treacher — I warned you this would happen if Obama was elected.
Had an MLK day once at college where the black cafeteria staff picked the menu. The results were very racist.
I never got food based racism. It sounds really offensive, but when I logically think about it I don’t get the slight.
I wish everyday was Mexican appreciation day at the cafeteria.
“To avoid the possibility of racism, the NBC cafeteria will refuse to serve black people on fried chicken day.”
“During White People History Month, everything will be served with mayo.”
I guess racism ruined fried chicken day at the NBC cafeteria, but I’m kinda confused on whose racism it was.
Now that we’ve taken care of racism in the NBC cafeteria, I think that’s it. We’ve taken care of all racism.
Obama may be a carnivorous lizard wearing a human’s skin, but at least he’s not a demon sheep.
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February 5th, 2010 at 9:41 am
To quote MLK:
“I dream of the day when my children are judged, not by the color of their skin, but what they eat on days assigned significance by elected officials seeking approval from a demographic rather than an actual attempt to implement racial equality.”
February 5th, 2010 at 9:53 am
“Had an MLK day once at college where the black cafeteria staff picked the menu. The results were very racist.”
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Frank now YOU know when they do something like that its not racist…… its “cultural”
February 5th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Obama may be a carnivorous lizard wearing a human’s skin, but at least he’s not a demon sheep.
He’s still BAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!
February 5th, 2010 at 10:03 am
The problem with carnivorous lizards wearing human skin is they molt.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:25 am
Soul food – like watermelon, chicken, and ribs is consumed by many African-Americans.
Thus, I ask you, is Obama racist against himself?
Stop thinking logically. And for crying out loud, don’t dare look up the definition of the word “racism”.
But then your random thoughts will be filled with “Montezuma’s Revenge” remarks.
I don’t know why anyone eats mayo. It’s ghastly.
And White People History Month? Well, Frank, we already have great national holiday like Independence Day, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day. I haven’t heard any great clamoring for a month dedicated to celebrating something like skin color. Have you?
February 5th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Jimmy, that thought is truly disgusting. I am unable to finish my coffee.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:56 am
I predict that we’ll see a whole “flock” of political advertisements with humans inside animal suits. John Kerry and John Edwards dress up in animal suits just for fun (but only when there’s a possibility for sex), so it would be a natural for either of them.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:59 am
Check me if I’m wrong, Sandy, but doesn’t unemployment always fall in December? You know, temporary hires for the Christmas shopping season?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:02 am
“To avoid the possibility of racism, the NBC cafeteria will refuse to serve black people on fried chicken day.”
so it’s looks like mo fried chicken for the white folk then.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:04 am
“During White People History Month, everything will be served with mayo.”
The Gubment say you can’t have that, it’s racist!!!!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:27 am
“To avoid the possibility of racism, the NBC cafeteria will refuse to serve black people on fried chicken day.”
Is “black people” usually one of the items served at the NBC cafeteria?
February 5th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Why is it that ‘mayo’ is ‘condiment-non-grata’ while that revolting, noxious, vile, foul tasting concoction known to the world as Miracle Whip remains un-condemned? Is this another liberal plot to further undermine this great country of ours….or what??
February 5th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
I thought Filipino History Month was the one to be celebrated by serving everything with mayo. There’s nothing my Filipino husband won’t put mayo on.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
I wish everyday was Mexican appreciation day at the cafeteria.
Yes! I love nachos.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I would appreciate Mexico more if it stayed south of the Rio Grande.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Everyday must be Japanese appreciation Cay at the White house with all that wagyu steak they pass around.
Not only is Obama a carnivorous lizard wearing a human skin, he suppoerts Gay Haitian Zombies in the military. “Corpsemen” indeed.
Invisible Platypus vs. AngryHhumoungus Panda…next on SyFy.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
February 5th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
“To avoid the possibility of racism, the NBC cafeteria will refuse to serve black people on fried chicken day.”
That quote was supposed to be in my post above. Sorry for the confusion.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
So during black history month white people will eat all the fried check in front of black people who aren’t allowed to order any themselves even if they cooked it? What a genius way to re-create the feeling of slavery.
February 5th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
O-bah-muhh never has been suspected of being a Fiscal Conservative, hence couldn’t possibly be a FCINO, but Demon Sheep would take orders from
their Master, O-baaaaah-muhh.
February 5th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Wacky Hermits hubby knows that during the rapture is the joy of knowing thereafter is when everything will be served with extra mayo. Saints can also get bacon bits.