Random Thoughts

Posted by Frank J. on February 16, 2010 at 9:05 am

Gold Box deal on Amazon yesterday was a blu-ray/VHS player. It’s like a car with connections so it can still be pulled by horses.

At this rate, we’ll defeat all the Democrats in the Senate before we even get to November.

Looking good for Republicans in November. Have to weigh odds of them screwing up versus odds of Democrats screwing up even more.

There is very little a Senator does you couldn’t train a German Shepherd to do.

Being a good Senator is hard, but being a mediocre one is the definition of unskilled labor.

When do we start discussing whether Barack Obama’s intemperate rhetoric is causing left-wing violence?

I’m just kidding; Obama couldn’t lead anyone to do anything.

I’m kinda fearing huge gains in November for Republicans because I don’t think they’ve learned their lesson yet.

Wish we could set it up so that when the Republicans are sucking, we could vote Libertarian. Need to plot how to replace Democrats with them.

The reason Republicans suck is the Democrats are such colossal failures that the bar is set too low.

Once again I would like to state how glad I am that Dick Cheney is still in charge of our foreign policy.

I have to say, since Obama has become president, I’m more suspicious of criticism by other countries of America being racist.

Hope they don’t pour water on the face of the Taliban leader, because that will make me cry like an Indian chief witnessing littering.

I’m glad Canada got a gold medal; it’s almost like they’re a real country now.

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9 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    There is very little a Senator does you couldn’t train a German Shepherd to do.

    My German Shepherd once ate an unknown object and had her spleen removed as a result. This reminds one of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act. German Shepherds can also be trained to hate black people just like Robert Byrd and Harry Reid.

    I’m kinda fearing huge gains in November for Republicans because I don’t think they’ve learned their lesson yet.

    I can visualize it. “Thanks for voting for us again, chumps. We didn’t win because America likes freedom and hates governmental expansionist spending.”

  2. DamnCat says:

    There is very little a Senator does you couldn’t train a German Shepherd to do.

    True. In fact the German Shepard could do the work with fewer staff members since he is able to lick his own genitalia.

  3. Plentyobailouts says:

    I’m glad Canada got a gold medal; it’s almost like they’re a real country now.

    Now that is just funny!

    The reason Republicans suck is the Democrats are such colossal failures that the bar is set too low.

    As demonstrated by john mccain, lindsey graham, george voinovich and others following the leads of john kerry, harry reid, snuffaluuffagus, that crazy b*** from commiefornistan,

    Oh and barry! I take mine with cream and sugar!

  4. IH8Socialist says:

    There is very little a Senator does you couldn’t train a German Shepherd to do.

    or a monkey….

    I’m glad Canada got a gold medal; it’s almost like they’re a real country now.

    What is this Canada you speak of???

    Being a good Senator is hard, but being a mediocre one is the definition of unskilled labor.

    since being a senator is a job american’s don’t want to do, maybe we could replace them with illegal’s….

  5. Son of Bob says:

    “I’m kinda fearing huge gains in November for Republicans because I don’t think they’ve learned their lesson yet.”

    Corruption is a hard lesson to break for both sides. I would recommend that Dr. Drew start a reality show on MTV with the politicians that have famously screwed up this country, attempting to break their habit of corruption, but it wouldn’t work because none of MTV’s viewers would know who they were.

  6. Burmashave says:

    @DamnCat: That was a coffee spitter.

    I’m glad Canada got a gold medal; it’s almost like they’re a real country now.

    True. During the ’76 Olympics in Montreal, the Canadians failed to win a gold.

  7. zzyzx says:

    Yes DamnCat even though your obvious bias against dogs was evident…that was a good one!

  8. storm1911 says:

    I expect a full report on the college shooter’s left leaning on the MSM in 5…4..3..2.. (years that is, not seconds)

    The Taliban leader is being questioned by the U.S. and Pakistan. Thre is hope yet for a good waterboarding.

    I’ve had goldfish who would make better senators then what we have now. And Damncat on #2….showing HUGE self control on several current and ex and deceased members of congress. This site is PG. Which is a good thing.

  9. Dohtimes says:

    We love Canadians because after the Muslim terrorists began their invasion we agreed let them send us all their bacon for safekeeping. Thank you Canada.

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