Random Thoughts
So should I watch US curling today or guzzle antifreeze? Antifreeze is sweet…
CPAC does sound like a lot of fun, but it’s every year and curling is once every four.
Yay! Obama has cleared all the Bush administration of any wrong doing on torture! I guess all the left whining was about nothing.
Dad watching women’s curling: “They need another sport that involves dusting.”
Glenn Beck isn’t going on and on about liberty again? I’m getting tired of hearing about that. And freedom.
Curling: Come for the irony of being a fan, stay for the intense last shots.
Can you wear masks in curling? I think next Olympics our curling team should wear masks to be more mysterious.
When are we going to fully fund our curlers and show we’re a country to be taken seriously?
Wow, Ron Paul supporters haven’t gotten anymore self-aware since last time I shook that hornets nest.
Who is this “Lou Essay” player everyone keeps rooting for?
Q. What do you say after it takes you a second to remember what country is north of the United States? A. “Oh, Canada.”
It’s hard going from curling to hockey. Where’s the intense strategizing?
Know what would be a good name for a Canadian brothel? “Ho Canada.”
Curling is a sport. Ice dancing is not a sport unless one of the pair is a celebrity.
The Olympics should have some sort of competition that involves homemade rocket sleds.
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February 22nd, 2010 at 9:17 am
Crop dusting, but with machine guns and surface-to-air missiles!
Have you gotten your unicorn?
Union lockouts?
February 22nd, 2010 at 9:34 am
I’ve been there. The girls have really cold hands.
February 22nd, 2010 at 10:51 am
Canadian ho’s, the original curlers, with their stones on ice jokes, cold hands and mounted police protection rackets. Reminds me of Christmas with the Clintons.
February 22nd, 2010 at 10:52 am
Lou was a famous athlete who died during a tragic curling accident during the 1980′s.
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:01 am
guzzle antifreeze, we need a few less neocons in our midst.
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:28 am
Q. What do you call the “Moderate Political Action Conference”?
A. curling
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:42 am
My random thought…from now on I promise to be kinder and gentler towards the good people of Zephrhills even though they have an odd way of spelling zephyr…so help me God.
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:58 am
Some sort of competition involving homemade rocket sleds? Isn’t that Luging?
This years Darwin Award goes to……….. The Luger from Lithuania!
U.S. Curling gets a beatdown, Ron Paul wins CPAC Straw Poll, Frank J. contemplates his options…. antifreeze is sweet…..
February 22nd, 2010 at 12:10 pm
“They need another sport that involves dusting.” The Urban Dictionary has some of those ‘sports’ listed; most are not suitable for TV, some are illegal.
February 22nd, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Can we send Pon Raul to Canada? He can run the new masked Canadian rocket propelled curling team. Of course, the U.S. would oppose them with the Dick Cheney Rocket Mounted dinos, on ice.
And your Dad is right.
February 22nd, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Not anymore, they legislated in denatonium benzoate, “the world’s bitterest known substance,” pound-for-pound more bitter than a Nancy Pelosi smile.
February 22nd, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I’m so confused (as usual). I thought curling was an elimination round on Shear Genius. I’ve been watching too much Bravo.
February 22nd, 2010 at 3:01 pm
PammyV – if you’ve watched Bravo you’ve watched too much Bravo.
February 22nd, 2010 at 3:09 pm
While the US curling team is SUCKING right now, they are providing me with a cool down period after watching the Awesomeness-in-a-Deliciously-Thighed package that is Apolo Ohno. On whom I may or may not be developing a slightly inappropriate crush.
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:12 pm
IMAO is retarded.
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:29 pm
Thank you zzyzx.
February 23rd, 2010 at 2:41 am
I never watch the olympics, but if they added a homemade rocket sled? I’m totally in! Add in Adam and Jaimie from Mythbusters as color commentary? Now you got me donating to the US team…
February 23rd, 2010 at 12:07 pm
“The Olympics should have some sort of competition that involves homemade rocket sleds.”
Uphill skeleton!
February 25th, 2010 at 12:36 am
I’m sorry, but until women’s curling is done in the nude, I just can’t get into it. I really am trying, but those curling babes are hot!!!!!