Random Thoughts
If when you die Teddy Kennedy offers you a ride to Heaven, I wouldn’t take it.
I don’t remember lingerie models feeling the need to start drug cartels during the Bush administration.
Before man discovered fire, how did they kill zombies?
When Obama is voted out, do you think liberals will propose we replace democracy with Science!?
Laymen often belittle Science!, even while shooting a monkey-cyborg in the face with a laser.
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February 25th, 2010 at 10:28 am
“When Obama is voted out, do you think liberals will propose we replace democracy with Science!?”
Makes sense. Currently, they’ve replaced it with “Social Science!”). They’ll drop the “Social” when they realize they’re in the minority. In the meantime, we’re living in Johnson’s “sick society.”
February 25th, 2010 at 10:43 am
Random thought: my next door neighbor’s kid likes to rev his little ricerocket’s engine in a manner that is exceedingly annoying. Should I destroy his car with an RPG or should I siphon his gas in preparation for Obamageddon?
February 25th, 2010 at 11:00 am
#2, why not do both? Just siphon the gas first.
Also about the underwear model drug queen. I have never been tempted to break the law, but that woman might be able to make two big compelling arguments for doing so.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Random Thought: Why can’t I see other people’s comments before I comment?
February 25th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
If Ted Kennedy offers you a ride after death, it’s gotta be over the River Styx, and it ain’t Heaven he wants ot take you.
A layman’s laser uses science, not Science!.
We have to ask Robert Byrd how zombies were killed before fire. And I want to know if a Science! laser can kill a zombie.
February 25th, 2010 at 10:09 pm
“If when you die Teddy Kennedy offers you a ride to Heaven, I wouldn’t take it.”
I would have a 50 50 chance of getting to heaven or where. Drowning, I am already dead!