It would be worth it just to watch all the liberals sh*t a brick whenever they see the campaign signs. Or else they would just get so angry that their heads would explode. Either way it would be hysterical

Written on Cheney’s hand:
find new undisclosed location (since Biden gave away the old one http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/18/biden-reveals-location-secret-vp-bunker/)

Question: Did he teach using a tele-prompter when he taught his Law class? Did he pass his law questions using his laptop? How did he expect to try cases in court without his crutch? All interesting questions.

But hey I realize that all democrats and many republicans( apparently) are totally perfect, they never forget anything and armed with their blackberries, lackeys, sycophants and hanger-on-ers they are practically perfect in every way. This is why the Tea Party folks love Sarah, she doesn’t pretend to be one of them, she doesn’t apologize for them, she is one of them or in my case one of us. The best way to know that one is doing the right thing is how out of control those who champion the wrong things get whenever someone even mentions ones name. With that rule Sarah is the best thing to happen to the US since Reagan.

(Ok,ok, don’t let your little head explode all over your computer. It makes a mess and gets the keyboard all sticky)

-C. give more to charity then American or European Liberals by large amounts.
-C. do not like big business monopolies either especially when its in bed with Government.
-C. are very for punishing police officers and soldiers who clearly abused their power. (tie goes to the good guys when its a known criminal)
-C. dont think the free markets or democracy are always super awesome or always right, only that they have the structural ability to be self correcting. This makes them much more long-term “sustainable” then government command and control.
-The civil war was about racism like the Iraq war was about WMD
-C. aren’t against welfare assisting people temporarily in times of need. We are against permanent no questions asked dependence that decimates people and cultures.
-The Crusades were a late response after Islam had just conquered most of Europe
-C. dont want their church leaders running the government and they dont want the government controlling their church leaders.
-C. know real martyrs are dead or daily harassed by national and international media for objecting to their agenda. Not trolling conservative humor websites while sitting in Starbucks waiting for their allowance check from their Mom.

As always pardon the spelling and grammar I was raised by hippies and educated by the government.

or “Purple Monkey Hurlage” hehe

Scott Brown – From his daughter “Dad stop worrying about my singing career”
Mitt Romney- drivers name is Jeeves he likes peanut butter
Mrs Biden – Strike Joe Biden in case of Emergency (note whenever he opens his mouth)
Mrs Obama – put in the air if someone disagrees with you
Katie Couric – your skin and hair are flammable stay away from open flames
Sarah Palin – use this hand in inappropriate ways on “Shiggz”
Mary Joe P – Liberals good Conservatives evil
Shiggz – stop typing half funny stuff no one reads

I think we could milk this for a few good days.

So, you can understand why she’s lashing out at the pretty, smart girl. It’s just not fair that Sarah Palin is both pretty and smart, while Mary’s…well, not. Well, don’t worry Mary Jane, you’ll find something you’re good at someday. And, with corrective surgery, maybe children won’t laugh at you in the grocery store like the girls did in 9th grad gym class (yes, yes, I know…you’ll get even with them all someday…whatever). A suggestion: being a good liberal, you might want to try chicks. Well, not real chicks. I mean, the dykes that wear Birkenstocks. I’ve seen a lot of them, and they’re clearly not picky. And, if you kind of squint your eyes a little bit, some of them could pass for guys, like that fella on MSNBC.

So, you keep your head up Mary Jane. If you work hard enough to believe, who knows, it just might come true. Sometimes miracles really do happen. You might have a unicorn. Or, a date. Maybe.

In Bident’s defense, that saved his life one time.

So after a year of getting his ass handed to him (ala needing a teleprompter to address kindergarteners) and still having the speaking skills of a 8th grader, the SOCIALISTS see an opening to denigrate an opposition member. See I really don’t begrudge anyone for using an outline or notes of any sort to deliver a speech. What I do begrudge the socialists is the fact that the “greatest speaker evah” cannot even read his own material without the inevitable failure in diction and yet the inaccurate portrayal is still being promoted…. so as far as I’m concerned you socialist nuggets can continue down your current path…… I have a feeling that the next picture you see of Ms. Palin’s hand will be one depicting the one finger salute after you get your asses handed to you in the coming elections…… How’s that HOPE & CHANGE working out for ya?

Obama Charismatic? Only if your dumb enough to fall for a Used Car salesmans charisma.

Oh and Mary….. the Tea Partiers are coming to get you and yours….Muwahahahahahahaha……

See:

http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2010/02/09/tennessee-tea-party-sarahs-sassy-speech/