Anything To Irritate Hippies

Posted by Harvey on March 8, 2010 at 10:47 pm

For you Facebook folks, here’s someone you should friend:

Can this Raw Steak get more fans than PETA?

Current stats:

Raw steak: 61,000

PETA: 466,000

Come on folks, eat those tasty animals!

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8 Responses to “Anything To Irritate Hippies”

  1. The Land Walrus says:

    Ever tried skunk? Its dark meat with a light center part, and like Limburger cheese, the aroma adds to the flavor.

  2. Eric says:

    Open challenge to hippie surfer dude Sean Spicoli Penn. CHAVEZ IS A DICTATOR! Bring it on bitchboy, I got your challenge to journalists rights in my pocket.

    http://tinyurl.com/yenw86f

    Click my name to read the story.

  3. John says:

    I was fan #66,168.

  4. chris says:

    I joined and am a proud member now.

  5. Burmashave says:

    Steak is yummy, but whale is tastier. Amazingly, whale is very lean (whales store nearly all of their fat in a layer of blubber). The meat tastes like a super lean and tender steak.

  6. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    Do you know how long it takes an average family to finish a side of whale? What about freezer space? Ever tried barbecuing whale ribs without a flamethrower?

    I prefer something much more common: fried hippie. Put them in a George Foreman grill and all the grease runs off (which you can then put into the hybrid you got from the hippie). Wash and cook the meat thoroughly to eliminate danger from drug residue, and whatever you do, don’t touch the hair without gloves.

  7. Burmashave says:

    True, whale is not convenient, but it’s soooooo fun telling a hippie that you’ve eaten whale. Generally, they are so repulsed that they don’t know what to say.

  8. 4of7 says:

    Acts 10:13
    And there came a voice to him, “Rise, Peter; kill and eat.”

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