Before It’s Too Late
A parting shot from Travelwise42, since this won’t be relevant after Sunday’s vote:
By the way, I noticed Kucinich changed his vote after riding on Air Force One. Do you think Obama had a couple SEIU goons whack him in the kidneys with a sock full of oranges for a couple hours, or was it more of a friendly chat along the lines of “Nice family ya got there, Dennis. Be a shame if something happened to them.”?
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March 20th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
The above photo and caption reminds me of this scene from Blazing Saddles….{the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head}
Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!
Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He’s not bluffing.
Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He’s just crazy enough to do it!
Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I’ll blow this nigger’s head all over this town!
Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s desp’it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!
[Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]
Harriet Johnson: Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?
Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet! That’s a sure way to get him killed!
Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He’p me, he’p me! Somebody he’p me! He’p me! He’p me! He’p me!
Bart: [low voice] Shut up!
[Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office]
Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented!
[looks into the camera]
Bart: And they are so dumb!
March 20th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
It is the Chicago way to do business.
March 20th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Obama just promised to take Dennis to visit Area 51 in exchange for his vote.
March 20th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
Two words: blue swirly
March 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
As someone who isn’t being held at gunpoint, I must say you’re mischaracterizing the SEIU as thugs who would use threats of violence to force a congressman to change his vote or to force a commenter to defend them from accusations that in no way resemble the truth in the same way that there aren’t two large men standing beside me with nail-covered planks of wood in hand.
March 21st, 2010 at 2:15 am
They probably reminised about Kucinich’s latent homosexuality, a misuse of campaign funds and inappropriate touching of one of the nuns who spoke in favor of passing healthcare. Ya think?
March 21st, 2010 at 12:13 pm
He simply promised Dennis that he’s show him his weenie. Dennis is thrilled. It’s like band camp all over again.
March 21st, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Mebbe they threatened to leave him in Ohio with no way home.
(Just kidding, Ohio. It’s a fine state.)
March 21st, 2010 at 9:37 pm
I heard they got him on AF!, got up to altitude, then docked with the mother ship so that they could trade him in for a more compliant model.
March 23rd, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Go ahead. Pull that finger!