Expiration Date
Jim Geraghty (Know what? I’m getting tire of looking up how to spell his name. Let’s come up with a nickname for him: “Googity”) has long said every statement from Obama comes with an expiration date, and he has a list of all the promises that have expired.
Scary thought: What are some other Obama statements that haven’t expired yet? Like didn’t he once assure us he wasn’t going to kill grandma? Has he ever joked about how his policies wouldn’t be the end of the world? And didn’t he once, apropos to nothing in the middle of reading a book to schoolkids, suddenly say, “By the way, I’m not going to sneak into your houses and slit your throats.”
As Googity says: “All Barack Obama statements come with an expiration date. All of them.”
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March 30th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
There’s that uphold and defend the Constitution thing he made on 1/20/09…
March 30th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Wow, it’s an even longer list than I expected.
March 30th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
“The government [spent] $84 million on a website that doesn’t have a search function, when its purpose is to ‘root out waste, inefficiency, and unnecessary spending in our government.’”
Wow! I had no idea websites were so expensive!
Frank, you must sell a LOT of T-shirts!
March 31st, 2010 at 10:57 am
The ‘many days’ we would have to read the O-bah-muhhCare bill before signing it into law. EXPIRED the second it came out of his mouth.
Promised Michelle he would quit smoking. Expires every time he lights one up.
Promised his kids he would get them a mutt from the local animal shelter. Expired when The Dead Kennedy gave him an AKC Portuguese Water Dog
March 31st, 2010 at 1:03 pm
“…There’s that uphold and defend the Constitution thing he made on 1/20/09…”
big time.
“By the way, I’m not going to sneak into your houses and slit your throats.”
that should sound scarier than it does. Maybe the Mom pants sorta throw it off.
April 1st, 2010 at 1:09 am
I just assume that he means exactly the opposite of anything he promises after using the phrase, “Let me be perfectly clear…” and so far I’ve never been surprised.