Gearing Up for an Epic Slaughter
Really? “Coffee Party”? November is looking increasingly ominous and all they can come up with is a weak-tea imitation of a conservative movement?
Democrats really seem devastated right now over how their greatest victory — a liberal president and huge majorities in Congress — has all gone to crap so quickly. And it looks unlikely they’ll get another chance like this for decades. The American public just hates liberal ideas, and all the Democrats can come up with is borrowing conservatives’ packaging ideas, thinking that’s the reason people like what we’re selling.
As I said before, November had better be an epic slaughter, or it should be considered a failure for Republicans. When your opponents suck this much, if you can’t massacre them you shouldn’t be in the game.
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March 1st, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Poor libs, they’re so confused and frustrated. So, apparently, while the tea parties protest too much government intervention and taxation, and are named after a real-life historical event, the “coffee” party will call for more government intervention and higher taxes, and is loosely named after an SNL skit. My guess is that the amount of babies dropped on their heads over the past 50 years, or so, is directly proportionate to the amount of liberals that exist today.
March 1st, 2010 at 3:33 pm
The goofee party would be a much more appropriate name.
March 1st, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Talk amonst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic: The Coffee Party is neither a coffee nor a party. Discuss.
March 1st, 2010 at 4:11 pm
I think the Koolaide Party fits ‘em best. Oh Yeah!
(Mental image of Algore smashing through a wall with a steaming mug of undrinkable Koolaide labeled “Global Warming”.)
I hope the Republicans are serious this time around. no more wimpy candidates.
March 1st, 2010 at 4:39 pm
We need a Moonshine Party. Why is there no Moonshine Party?
March 1st, 2010 at 4:41 pm
“Coffee Parties” were invented by Seattle $&@%-for-brain liberals at $tarbucks. In the last five years, we’ve spent 200+ million dollars to build a new floating bridge and downtown viaduct replacement with voter-approved gas tax increases. We have nothing so far. Please. Someone come up here and slaughter us.
March 1st, 2010 at 4:43 pm
This has got to be the most hilarious “me too!” moment I’ve witnessed in nearly 20 years. Ok, boys and girls, let’s clarify the references here:
Coffee Party
Boston Tea Party
Klar?
March 1st, 2010 at 5:17 pm
True, there is no Moonshine Party and if there were these guys would be there ready to do battle with them……http://www.prohibition.org/
March 1st, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Learn how to “noodle” those slippery, slimy Demoncrats, like catfish:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOjA8Puh1BM&feature=player_embedded
March 1st, 2010 at 5:56 pm
I propose we refer to these astroturfers with the derogatory term “Hot Coffee’s” after the minigame in GTA San Andreas.
March 1st, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Let me guess, one of their sponsors is ‘Chock Full Of Nuts’.
March 1st, 2010 at 8:38 pm
These are their founding principles:
Can we have another thread with suggestions for clearer principles for them?
March 1st, 2010 at 8:54 pm
From their forums:
They are looking for a logo, acronym and theme song (every movement, including bowel, needs these).
One of the posters suggest polygraphs for politicians. I would kinda like this if the person would get an electric shock each time he answered wrong.
This comment seems to miss #1 and #2 principles, but it nails #3.
March 1st, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Down here in the ozarks we combine noodleing parties and moonshine parties.
The scars on your forearms helps one remember all the fun you had.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:05 pm
I’m going to make a bumper sticker that says I’D RATHER GO TO A TEA PARTY THAN DRINK THE KOOL-AID. The o’s in Kool-aid will be the Obama logos.