Comments on: IMAO: The Next Generation

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 04:36:53 +0000

Congratulations, Frank & Sarah!

Sorry I’m so late, but last week was a really bad one for me.

I wish you all the happiness in the world! God bless your growing family!

By: KerryB

KerryB — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:30:37 +0000

I knew that Pajamas Media column was code for “Fleming Baby Coming Soon!” Congratulations! And SarahK, no matter what the Lamaze instructor says, go for the epidural. It made giving birth almost enjoyable.

By: Sue

Sue — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:24:00 +0000

Twitter is not gay — only its name is gay.

Speaking of names, Sarah K has chosen an excellent name. I was pregnant when I read the Twilight series, and my baby’s middle name is Jacob.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:16:57 +0000

Frank has secretly been taking name suggestions on Twitter and ignoring my suggestion for a contest on his blog. Apparently, his blog doesn’t rate for baby naming!

By: Ospurt

Ospurt — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:23:38 +0000

Did you have Fred T’s blessings?

By: BigRichardSmall

BigRichardSmall — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:22:25 +0000

Make sure you name the kid some thing great. Something that will strike fear in the hearts of the other kids on the playground. I named my kid “Roman Mace” since I liked naming my son after a mideval weapons used to bludgen people to death with. Seems to have made him tough. Kid grabed a electric fence once and didn’t make a peep. Made me proud.

By: TootyFrooty

TootyFrooty — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:13:32 +0000

You could still be gay. TootyFrooty knows more than you doo.

By: Zonk

Zonk — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:20:47 +0000

Twitter is still gay. In fact, its SO gay that only serious deniers would attempt to deny it.

By: KnitterChick

KnitterChick — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:36:21 +0000

I don’t understand how to pronounce Renesmee. Does that mean that SarahK does not want anymore name suggestions? Because I have not even tapped into my store of girls names. Bambi, Barbi, Candi….

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:58:39 +0000

A belated three cheers to both of you!!!! I Pray all goes well for all three of you.

Life as you know it is over.

When the tte tricycle motor is a little older, I’d say six months, give ol’ Uncle Storm a call. I’ll have hm/her shooting bullseyes with a new 1911 in 45 in no time. Never know when a terroist/liberal will try to raid the cradle.

By: Corona

Corona — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:52:57 +0000

Why am I just reading this now? Congratulations to both of you! That’s awesome!
This will add a new edge to the blog for sure!

By: Aunt Wie

Aunt Wie — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:16:22 +0000

That is very clearly the most beautiful, athletically gifted, smartest and best natured baby in the history of babies!
Congratulations!

By: General Buck Turgidson

General Buck Turgidson — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:39:09 +0000

Whoa! No Way!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111one That’s DEFINITELY the coolest news you’ve ever posted on here (with Fred reading your first e-mail live being a close second). So happy for you both! Guess the fiancee and I better move up the schedule so our little ones can get together in 20 years and make THE ULTIMATE CONSERVATIVE. It’s kinda like Voltron…you know with all the different parts coming together to save mankind (or space robots).

By: j.hart

j.hart — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:33:42 +0000

Somewhere a hippie is crying: babies born to conservatives melt polar bear homes and miss out on decades of lefty indoctrination. Congratulations!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:59:40 +0000

Now, let’s think about this. Your Dad is a Boomer. You’re a Gen-X / Gen-Y hybrid. Your baby is definitely not Gen-Y (“Millennial”). So, what will he be? “Gen-Z?”

Son of a Son of a Boomer. “Boomer Fleming.” Better yet: “Boom-Boom Fleming.”

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:44:28 +0000

Was it planned? or did you slip one past the goalie? Either way, congrats and all that…
For a boy, I suggest something strong and manly, like Genghis (obviously), Attila, or Goliath. For a girl, Donnarhea.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:37:03 +0000

Whatever you do…do NOT let him listen to Joe Foo’s war stories or you’ll be getting a call from school informing you that your son choked out another student while yelling “Pain is just weakness leaving your body!”

…uh…not that that ever happened to any of MY nephews!

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:34:14 +0000

Does the father know?

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:07:02 +0000

” It’s NOT a baby. It’s a TUMOR.”— Regards, Ahnold.

Be sure to twitter all of Frank J’s diaper-changing adventures.

Ah, rugrats! If Sarah’s serious about ‘Renesmee’, and a boy pops out, may I suggest ‘Smee’ for short. Boy’s bound to be a pirate.

Somehow the crack about ‘the T-shirt babe holstering your pistol’ seems inappropriate, but this is IMAO.

If a boy, disregard ‘Renesmee’, and name him Ian. Dress him in Tux’s, teach him Baccarat, how to drive the Aton Martin, how to shoot the .25 ACP Beretta, and the Walther PPK. Give him an acqired taste for vodka martinis,”Shaken,not stirred.” and Dom Perignon Champagne chilled below 38* when with the paramour de’jour. With Frank J. being an engineer and all, Frank could be ‘J’ branch(keep working on the dinosaurs with rocket launchers, Frank) Sarah would be known only as ‘K’, and give all the orders, which little Ian would promptly disregard. This would make a great book series! And be sure to get a movie deal, perhaps with that James Cameron guy. ‘Ian Fleming, and the Temple of Na’vi’ has a nice ring to it.

In any case, blessings be upon you for the next 20 years.

By: thekahoona

thekahoona — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:06:49 +0000

congratulations frnak and sarah!

…but, um… frank? the picture? your baby looks like aquaman…

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:51:38 +0000

Congratulations. Now be sure to name your kid Falcon or Desiree to make sure they have a life full of pain and suffering all through school! Actually, I would imagine having one’s head shoved into the toilet once a day isn’t that bad but it’s the wedgies that suck!

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 06:03:24 +0000

Congratulations!!!!11!1!1!!

Now, are you going to keep the boy=J / girl=K name theme or are you moving to L & M for the next generation?

By: WAL

WAL — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:18:05 +0000

Congrats!

(How long until he starts posting here?)

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:16:17 +0000

Congratulations to you !!
God Bless the three of you!

Hope you find a better photographer by October,
that picture looks like it was taken through an
abdominal wall or something.

If you think becoming a Dad makes you less funny,
wait till you are Dad of a teenager.

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:00:32 +0000

Well, congratulations! That’s quite the exciting news. And don’t worry, the baby will be born long before Obamacare can take effect, so you’ll still be able to receive adequate medical care.

I’m sure you’ll teach your baby all the imporant things at an early age. (My friends looked at me funny when I told their newborn to “always vote Republican” and “Republicans – GOOD; democrats – BAD”.)