The Smart, Funny Couple
SarahK and I each won a RiffTrax caption contest (they picked three winners and we were two of them) to win free RiffTrax, so I thought in exchange I should plug them again. Everyone should buy and enjoy RiffTrax. The humor may not be for everyone, though; I hear that pedophiles don’t like them.
New Moon comes out Friday at midnight (guess whose wife will be in line for a copy?) and the RiffTrax for it will be available on Friday. SarahK says it won’t save me because she’s going to make me watch it normal first. Man, I hope our child doesn’t grow up thinking its normal for vampires to sparkle.
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March 18th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I gotta admit…Sarahk pwned you Frank. I give hers best in show, hilarious…
March 18th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
“Truly the rainbow never ends for you, Raymond.”
March 18th, 2010 at 4:01 pm
And its SarahK for the win.
March 18th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
As a preventative measure, you could have your baby watch Blade, Underworld, Buffy, etc at an early age so he/she gets a proper perspective on vampires. Sure, you might give him/her nightmares for years, but the alternative is sparkly vampires, and that’s just not a heterosexual option.
March 18th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Ernie: Dude, did you just admit to the world that you watched “Buffy?”
March 18th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
The only acceptable way for a vampire to sparkle would be a flare sticking out of its chest.
March 18th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
I am not one to attack a woman I respect. But, Frank, you must put an end to this. Nevermind the sparkly vampires, is your wife secretly in cahoots with a plot to bring about a second moon? We may not have enough nukes for this!
March 18th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
My experience with Rifftrax is that the worse the movie the funnier the commentary. “The Room” and Mariah Carries “Glitter” to name two.
March 18th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
David already saw it so don’t worry- you’ll live.
March 18th, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Basil, I just said Frank could have his kid watch Buffy. I never said I watched the show. I also never said that only season 4 really sucked and that Spike was the coolest character.
More importantly, let’s focus on Blade and Underworld and some tough, gory movies like that. (I thought about mentioning Van Helsing, but that movie sucked way too much to show to anyone, let alone a baby.)
March 18th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Well, as James T. Kirk said:
“You know what? Everybody’s
human.Irish.”March 19th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
This.