What They’re Calling Obama

Posted by Frank J. on March 11, 2010 at 11:02 am

Obama said that half the 40,000 letters he gets each day call him an idiot. So what do the other half call him? Here’s a sampling:

* Moron

* Naive

* Socialist

* Communist

* Kenyan

* Elitist

* Aloof

* Man-child

* Muslim

* Bush

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42 Responses to “What They’re Calling Obama”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    “Dear Obama,

    I refer to your wife’s face as ‘The Gulag Archipelago’.

    Thanks,
    Concerned citizen.”

  2. DamnCat says:

    Thug

    Facist

    Buckethead

  3. MarkoMancuso says:

    “Dear Obama,

    HAHA!”

    - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

  4. Dr. Mayhem says:

    You would think that 20k letters would be enough to apprise him of a simple fact, but apparently he requires more simplified instruction before he will be able to comprehend the underlying premise.

  5. MarkoMancuso says:

    Dear Obama,

    Remember when you said you’d rather be a good one-term President than a George Bush sort of two-term President?

    Oh, man, we had a good laugh at that.

    Signed,
    The United States of America

  6. Herpules says:

    Stupid
    Halfrican
    Intolerant
    Taserable
    Hopey
    Evil
    A**hat
    Democrat

  7. Brian says:

    *Jimmy
    *Carter

  8. Crusty says:

    Han Solo

  9. MoogieP says:

    * Ahab

  10. FormerHostage says:

    Occupant.

  11. FormerHostage says:

    Possible Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes Winner!

  12. Mike Knepley says:

    Turd.

  13. MarkoMancuso says:

    * Son of Ishmael.
    * Guy with big ears.
    * Hussein.
    * Guy who thought Band of Brothers was a comedy.

  14. FormerHostage says:

    Michelle always calls him late for dinner.

  15. Burmashave says:

    * Hippy
    * Jug Ears
    * Fart Knocker

  16. FormerHostage says:

    Jimmah!

  17. FormerHostage says:

    Rahm calls Obama his gunsel.

  18. storm1911 says:

    Dear Obama,

    You are a loser. Loser.
    yours truly.

    An un named Republican 2012 presidential candidate

  19. Plentyobailouts says:

    Obama said that half the 40,000 letters he gets each day call him an idiot.

    And those are just the ones from biden!

  20. Jimmy says:

    * Present but unaccounted for.

    * Worse than Carter

    * Mythomaniac – also known as pseudologia fantastica – or – pathological liar

  21. MarkoMancuso says:

    * The man who let Liberty Valance escape.

  22. FormerHostage says:

    * clean
    * articulate
    * light-skinned

  23. DamnCat says:

    Cubs Fan

  24. shiggz says:

    @formerhostage Not everyone knows the liberal who described Obama that way. So when people who don’t follow politics miss the inside jab they think we sound racist.

    -great father
    -good husband
    -crappy president

    Obama is just another Insular Liberal from the academic-political world who has never really questioned his own political opinions and it is why he will always have a glass-jaw when someone else questions his blindly accepted premises. In this way he and the lady who cuts my hair are very very similar.

  25. Son of Bob says:

    In Obama’s defense, most of the people who supported him are unable to write…or even read names of candidates on a butterfly ballot.

  26. Avaviel says:

    If Obama is an idiot, what does that make Biden? I shutter to think.

  27. urbuggenme says:

    ->Toby
    ->Doo-da
    ->Creamie
    ->half-kaff
    ->Tar-baby
    ->Bubba Brown
    ->Uncle Remas
    ->LIER LIER LIER LIER LIER LIER->->->->->
    ->Boy
    ->Hey You!
    ->LIER LIER LIER LIER LIER LIER->->->->->

  28. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    It’s liar

    impeached
    the late….
    former president
    the first last negro black colored African-American president

  29. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    when people who don’t follow politics miss the inside jab they think we sound racist

    Most of them think just saying you don’t like him makes you sound racist and probably couldn’t even tell you who Joe what’s his name is.
    President Biden is sounding better every day.

  30. Ernie Loco says:

    President Biden is sounding better every day.

    No. No, it’s not. Not at all. A million times no.

  31. EnemyoftheState says:

    PRES__ENT (No ID).

  32. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    A poor substitute for Stalin.

    Turdmonger.

    Immanently lynchable.

    Fertilizer.

  33. 4of7 says:

    o
    fearless reader
    berry
    obie
    B+
    that one
    comrade

  34. Live Free Or Die says:

    Slow Learner
    Alinskyite
    Soros’ Pinoccio
    Bow-Boy
    Manchurian Prez’dent
    Kenya Kinte
    Smoker, Joker, Midnight Toker

  35. Goretard says:

    Teleprompter-reader-in-Chief
    Watermelonman
    Dumbo (for the ears)
    Palin’s Understudy
    Comrade
    Dumbo (for his policies)
    Predecessor to the 1st competent black President
    Hope-a-dope
    Obama-Obama-pants-on-fire

  36. Tim says:

    Usurper

  37. ussjimmycarter says:

    The POTUS who made Jimmy Carter look competent…

  38. 4of7 says:

    Oh, I forgot one…
    Ba-alzeebama, Lord of the Fly.

  39. 4of7 says:

    Or Barakzeebub, I forget which.

  40. 4of7 says:

    TROTUS: Teleprompter Reader of the United States.

  41. zheng ye says:

    Let’s not forget marxist.

  42. 4of7 says:

    Ba-Raca (Matt. 5:22)

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