Bear with Its Head Stuck in a Milk Jug
Poor bear. And this was just after he was elected president of bears.
He's a very smart bear.
Apparently, he’s a very smart bear and was just quite curious whether his head would fit in a milk jug.
You’re probably wondering if we could be facing an epidemic of bears with their heads stuck in things. Yes, we could. There isn’t much in nature bears can get their heads stuck in, but humans make lots of things a bear could get stuck on its head. So this Earth Day, before you toss something in the forest, think to yourself, “Could a bear gets its head stuck in this?” Also consider whether or not you like bears. Then toss or don’t toss the object in the forest based on that data.
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April 22nd, 2010 at 11:57 am
poor bastard.
a couple months ago I was driving home and saw a calf in the field that had managed to get his head into a plastic grocery bag that had been blowing around in the wind.
so he was just standing there near the herd with a bag on his head.
April 22nd, 2010 at 12:07 pm
The only good bear is a dead one or one with a bucket stuck on its head. That’d be funny. It would growl and run around in circles. Just like the 1994 Democrat Congressional campaign.
April 22nd, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Isn’t this the second verse of “The Bear Went over the Mountain?”
The bear got his head stuck
The bear got his head stuck
The bear got his head stuck in a bucket, just see what Obama sees
To see what Obama sees
To see what Obama sees…
April 22nd, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Libs see this photo and think the solution is to outlaw milk jugs for everyone.
April 22nd, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Bear bulbs aren’t too bright. Unfortunately, it got rescued.
We used to have black bears where I live. They’d walk down the road and raid my neighbor’s BBQ drippings bucket. It usually was full of bacon fat. So, at least the bears got that right… BACON! (fat)
April 22nd, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Is this Beary Obama?
April 22nd, 2010 at 2:22 pm
They called the bear black. Racists!
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 am
The line in the article about the bear running around the woods smashing into things is comedy gold. What a mental image!