Horrible Pun of the Day
I like coming up with horrible puns, but I don’t usually post them because they’re so horrible. I’m going to post one now, but here is your warning it is horrible. I don’t want you reading it and them complaining it’s awful and not funny because I already know that. It’s so bad, it may cause you to never find me funny again. We’re talking like a pun so horrible, it’s physically painful. So once again, if you choose to read the pun, don’t come crying to me because I’m giving you plenty of warning here. You did this to yourself.
Q. What medicine can you take to keep yourself from making innuendo?
A. Ex-”That’s What She Said”-rin
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
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April 20th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
That’s the bestest IMAO post ever! Take down the Nuke The Moon essay and delete all those posts about the Limey Wars. Nothing else is needed for humor. Ever.
April 20th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Oh Noes! where do I turn myself in for treatment? I laughed out loud!
April 20th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Yup, I was warned. I drove in anyway.
April 20th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Good show, Frank! I haven’t had such a good, hearty sigh in a long time.
April 20th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Well done!!
April 20th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
My Ex never said that I said that. And her name wasn’t “Rin.”
]To keep from committing innuendo, I take phenylphalylfiddlediddleine.
Booo. Hissss.
April 20th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Hmm. I don’t get it.
Is that a good thing?
April 20th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Frank, did SarahK say that after demanding a quart of pickle juice and ice cream for nourishment? You really gotta perfect that strap-&-carry method we talked about.
April 20th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Bravo! Best Eyjafjallajökulling pun I’ve ever seen.
April 21st, 2010 at 4:12 am
You gave me fair warning and I ignored it.
I must be part liberal to be that stupid.
April 21st, 2010 at 9:00 am
Most PUNS should be PUNSishable. This was not very PUNnt. You PUNted this one. You oPUNed a can of worms. Okay. I’ll stop. I promise.
April 21st, 2010 at 10:34 am
I’ve heard worse. That one actually wasn’t that bad, IMO.
April 21st, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Very Punny
April 21st, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Argh! It hurts … but it hurts so good!
April 21st, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Oscar Wilde (or was it Shaw?) said that a pun is two-thirds of a joke. I think he was being generous.
April 21st, 2010 at 5:36 pm
you did warn us. but WOW…that was a pun.