How is “Obamacare” derogatory? Is it because it makes it sound foreign?
Of course “Obamacare” is derogatory; that’s because the program is unpopular. If it’s popular, it will become complimentary.
Here’s a deal: We’ll call Obamacare whatever the left wants us to call it after we repeal it.
I hate how SarahK is bragging that she can feel the baby kicking but I can’t feel the baby yet! Stop picking favorites, baby!
I can be a powerful enemy, baby! And Obi Wan never told you the truth: I am your father!
Make every day Boxing Day.
Seen three episodes of the British Office now. Not quite getting it. A British sitcom is kinda in the uncanny valley. They seem a lot like Americans, but slightly different. And it’s creepy.
Not making fun of the prophet Muhammad is giving into terrorism.
Tit for Tat: If a group threatens violence for us doing something, we should do it even more.
I guess “Obamacare” is derogatory just like “Democrat” as an adjective is horribly vulgar for unknown reasons.
It’s human nature that once you get a shiny new idea, you run with it like crazy.
Q. Who is the great prophet of cows? A. “Moo-hammad” Heh. I love stupid puns.
The threat against Matt Stone and Trey Parker was pretty frightening. It read: “Derka derka Mohammad jihad!”
Earth Day Thoughts:
I won’t celebrate Earth Day until Mars also gets a day. Planet fairness now!
Earth isn’t even my favorite planet. It’s Gliese 581 d.
The Earth is 32.1% iron. Is that enough iron? Is anyone asking these questions?
The Earth turns 4,540,234,124 today, but it doesn’t look a day over 2,534,532,632. That’s due to erosion.
The Earth took God six days to create, ending one day ahead of schedule. God isn’t union.
If you really enjoy Earth, you can put a couple dollars in God’s tip jar. He’ll appreciate it.
Thank you Earth for having oil in you so we can put it in the cars and drive them! Vroom vroom!
Thank you Earth for killing the dinosaurs so they wouldn’t eat us! Please don’t kill us too!
Earth, you need to stop getting angry and shaking self at gay people and Satan pacts! You need calm down!
Thank you Earth for making teddy bears! They are my only friends!