Comments on: Happy Cinco de Mayo!

By: Jan

Jan — Thu, 06 May 2010 04:59:37 +0000

Oh Sinko de Mayo…..how glad I am to live in Australia and can avoid so much stinko bad rhymo….

By: El Bob in Los Feenicks

El Bob in Los Feenicks — Thu, 06 May 2010 04:49:17 +0000

I think I need to clear things up here…

Cinco de mayo is a holiday invented by Mexican illegals to convince us that they’re just like actual American citizens by putting mayo on all their food. But don’t be fooled- Mexican mayonnaise is really just guacamole.
(also, Diez de ketchup is really about salsa)

By: Himmer

Himmer — Thu, 06 May 2010 03:41:06 +0000

Quit making fun of Sr. Hitler. At least he got the Olympics!

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Thu, 06 May 2010 02:38:38 +0000

Dang I forgot all about Sicko de Mayoz(naise). I guess it wasn’t that big of an event after all. No Sicko de mayo sales, we didn’t get the day off, nada, nothing, not one little thing. So sad.

By: Choppers MC…Where Are You?

Choppers MC…Where Are You? — Thu, 06 May 2010 02:37:09 +0000

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By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Thu, 06 May 2010 02:01:14 +0000

I wanted to celebrate by going to see Los Suns play
los ball de basket-o in Los Phoenix,
Since the owner is apparently throwing the gates open to anyone who wants in. But I live in Iowa.
Oops, Los Iowa, I mean.

South African born, Canadian citizen, NBA millionaire Steve Nash and his millionaire teammates will be opening the grounds of their palacial estates to any immigrant (with or with out ‘pay-perrrrrrrs’) who would like to park a trailer or pitch a tent – so their ‘civil rights’ aren’t violated.
I assume the racial imbalance of the team will be corrected by signing some Mexican -born players or selling the team to Pemex or Modelo.
I don’t think there are any Mexican NBA owners,
though there is one Cuban, who owns the Dallas Mavericks.
Does he count, or is the NBA racist?

I read that the San Antonio Spurs are going to join Los Suns
and put Los Spurs on their jerseys for the game.

Los Ers.

By: Roy Lamb

Roy Lamb — Thu, 06 May 2010 01:59:30 +0000

51st State of the Union!
The New Old Mexico, Then we could do something about illegal’s and drugs. The worst thing we ever did is not to help our neighbor, mainly to help educate and industrialize. The border is too big to guard, but not between Mexico & Guatemala, only 250 miles. Surely we would make a better family member then a neighbor. I don’t see Mexico, getting any safer, less corrupt, and modern or a stronger economy. I know this would be expensive, but how much does it cost us now?

By: Critter

Critter — Wed, 05 May 2010 23:42:16 +0000

can i still drink negra modelo?

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 05 May 2010 22:48:39 +0000

then there were the four guys (a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Flem (or should that be phlegm?) and a Mexican) who tried to swim across the Gulf of Mexico and didn’t make it. News headline the next day? Cuatro sinko.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:57:39 +0000

I’m waiting to celebrate a new authentic American holiday, Sendo Them Backo.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:51:33 +0000

As you can guess, Proud Infidel, the Flemmings won……..
….
….that time.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:50:34 +0000

I find it a waste to sink so much mayo when there are children in China that would love to have mayo on their turkey sandwhiches.

And what happens when all that mayo hits to the treatment plants? Do illegals decend on the separation tanks and claim the mayo to be french dressing and put up an Etherorpian flag. And what are Trey Parker and Matt Stone hiding when they disguise their mayo as a bear and make fun of the prophet Hamon Drye?

Think of all the white bread that will have to go without dressing because mayo is racist, and sinks are now religious icons.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:32:47 +0000

Ha! Here’s the real truth….contrary to popular myth the 13th century battle between the joint Scottish/Irish army and the Flemings was quickly resolved when the Irish turned out to be too drunk to stand up…much less fight, and no one could understand a word the Scotts were saying and thus could not obey the orders of the Scottish general. However as it turned out the Scotts and Irish soon realized that the Flemings were merely migrating to the coast in an effort to commit mass suicide because they were in the middle of one of their periodic population booms which occur roughly every four years. Some people have mistakenly given credit to the Scots and Irish for a great victory over the Fleming hoards but in truth the Flemings actually drowned themselves.

By: Burmashave

Burmashave — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:16:50 +0000

One of the traditional Mexican Cinko de Mayo contests involves races in which men prove their manhood by seeing who can drink a jar of mayo the fastest. To win, you must catch the worm (or worms) at the bottom between your teeth.

By: bteacher99

bteacher99 — Wed, 05 May 2010 19:14:47 +0000

This made me laugh way too much…and I’d like to know if MiracleWhip work just as well?

By: robotimecop

robotimecop — Wed, 05 May 2010 19:06:58 +0000

This explains why so many Cinco De Mayo celebrations in CA end in the traditional stabbing.

By: Obamaaintmymama

Obamaaintmymama — Wed, 05 May 2010 19:06:22 +0000

The Phoenix Suns will celebrate by wearing “Los Suns” on their jerseys tonight. This is because “Los Dingleberries” doesn’t fit on a basketball jersey.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Wed, 05 May 2010 18:59:01 +0000

What bothers me is the commercialization of the holiday.

It used to be about the mayo but then Hallmark went and ruined it.

By: Catmman

Catmman — Wed, 05 May 2010 18:58:01 +0000

Cinco de Mayo…

I always preferred Miracle Whip. It is illegal to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Arizona, due to a long ban on mayo in the state. Anyone seen illegally possessing mayo will automatically be deported to Mexico on a first offense, Venezuela on a……

By: Proud Infidel

Proud Infidel — Wed, 05 May 2010 18:48:34 +0000

So who won that battle, Marko? I’m pulling for the Scottish-Irish army. I bet their flag was a giant kilt.

I’d hate to think those darn Flemmings could steal somebody’s Nuke The Moon shirt and get away with it. I bet the Moon was somehow in cahoots with the Flemmings even way back then!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 05 May 2010 18:23:23 +0000

Cinco de Mayo is also an old Scottish and Irish holiday. They celebrate the 13th century battle between a joint Scottish-Irish army and a group of Flemings who stole Nuke The Moon shirts from the Scots and Irish.

By: Proud Infidel

Proud Infidel — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:49:28 +0000

Cinco de mayo? Which translated literally means “five of mayo”. Five of mayo what? Five jars of mayo? No, it can’t be, then it would be “cinco jarros de mayo.” And why did they use the English shorthand for mayo when it easily could have been “cinco de mayonesa”, which is the correct term in Spanish? Tell you what, these furiner type holidays sure are confusing to me.

Personally, I think cinco de mayo was invented by a bunch of gringos desperate for another holiday they can drink beer on until they pass out. Like St. Patrick’s day.

By: EnemyoftheState

EnemyoftheState — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:49:01 +0000

Having little respect for this and other sacred American holidays, liberals are trying to change its name to “Cinco De Quattro”.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:21:52 +0000

This is the Mexican holiday celebrating the defeat of the French Dressing Navy..Sinko de Mayo. It was a creamy victory.

Eat too many refried beans and this becomes Stinko de Higho.

By: Laurence Simon

Laurence Simon — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:15:36 +0000

I will spend my Cinco de Mayo wandering the Mayo Clinic, singing “If I Only Had A Heart.”

The patients love singers. And candy.

-ls/cm