Obama Can’t Win with Republicans
Sometimes I think Republicans are just unreasonably against Obama to the point that he can never win. Like everyone is saying to him that he needs to focus on job creation, so Republicans get all angry at him when he’s fiddling around with health care and working on cap & trade and playing in his sandbox and completely ignoring the issue. But what happens when Obama tries to finally get someone employed?
He can’t win!
Apparently when Obama offered Joe Sestak a job to get him to drop out of the Senate race, that’s like a “bribe” and “illegal.” That sounds just like business as usual in Chicago, so I can understand him being confused that everyone is acting like it’s a big deal. Poor Obama; he’s seemed so scared and frightened since becoming president, and it’s never getting any better. Instead of making some federal case out of this, can’t we just assign Obama to write a five-hundred-word essay on why bribery is wrong to show he learned a lesson?
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May 27th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Most Obama responses seem to be a few words made-for-soundbite or a few thousand. (Remember the 17 minutes he required to say nothing at all?) A five-hundred word essay just doesn’t seem like a logical consequence; he wouldn’t know when to stop putting words to paper so it might be painful for anyone with a logical mind to read and understand.
I suggest a single sound-bite sentence, written over and over and over, Bart Simpson style. Smarter folks than I can devise the sentence.
May 27th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
A five hundred word essay? It would probably turn into a five hundred million word essay by the time Obama’s done. Plus, since he seems to enjoy the sound of his voice so much, he’ll be up at night wandering through the White House reading what he’s written to himself and striking his Lenin-like poses, thus boring his staff half to death and making them consider the benefits of suicide. Nope, it would be much easier and cheaper to just impeach the corrupt piece of garbage.
May 27th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Or have him write a ‘compare & contrast’ paper on Rules for Radicals-v-The US Constitution, and have Ann Coulter grade it.
May 27th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I am Obama! Roar! Fear me! Why do you
dum neocon JOOSpeople insist on making my life miserable?Sorry, strike that. Teacher says I should not be mean! Sorry, teacher! Dumb cracker.
I digress. Why would I not want Joe Sleestak to work for me? He makes lots of funny noises! Sleestak! Hee hee hee. That’s funny. I don’t know why Rahm wanted me to support that old guy from Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. What a dumb name! That Billy Penn guy that negotiated with the Delaware had funny hair! Dumb crackers and their dumb hair. Delaware is named after that Indian tribe. Do I call them Indians or Native Americans? What if they find the term “American” offensive? I am so confused!
Have I written five hundred words yet? What do I have to do to get this to five hundred words? Dumb stupid Frank J. ‘s blog will moderate this anyway! Racists!
Hey! There’s a bee outside! Bo is barking at it! I’ll join him! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Dumb bee! Ruff! Ruff! Why are you black and gold!? Are you too scared to be fully black! Ruff!
Do I smell cookies? I love cookies! Snickerdoodle! That sounds like a swear word! McCain is a dumb old white Snickerdoodle! Racist cookie!
The CEO of British Petroleum called me. He told me they fixed the oil leak. That makes me mad! Now Michelle will have shrimp to cook! I hate shrimp! They make my hands pruney! Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch? Those crabs look scary! But not as scary as shrimp!
I am Obama! I declare mathematics to be wrong! This essay is now beyond five hundred words!
I am not wrong! Your dumb poopy face is wrong!
May 27th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Jeez, Marko, that reads just like something Obama would write! Which just re-enforces how bloody stupid everybody who voted for him is.
Are you “channeling” him, or just good buds with his teleprompter?
May 27th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Obama is a tool. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.
May 27th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I am become Death; the destroyer of worlds.
May 27th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Isn’t five hundred words a tad long for teleprompter to write?
I say do unto the dems as they have done un to us for the last eight years. As they say on the liberal blogs IMPEACH !!1!! IMPEACH !!11!!11 I’m series…super series !!!!!
May 27th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
You can keep it to 500 words if he has to write it himself. All at once. And all by himself, with someone watching so he doesn’t cheat.
May 27th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Hmmm…Ann Coulter as a schoolteacher….mmmm….
I’ll be in my bunk.
May 27th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Stupid cat! You’re incapable of doing…….that.
May 27th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Can’t?
Am, pal!
May 27th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Wouldn’t do any good. Ayers would write it for him. Obama hasn’t published or released anything he’s ever written.
May 27th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
It was also the Republicans that put windows where doors should be, put curbs in places he could trip over them, and lowered the top of the door to Air Force One and the presidential helicopter, all to embarrass him. That’s the only reason why Chevy Chase hasn’t come back to SNL to do a caricature of him tripping, banging his head and throwing a baseball like a little girl…no, really.
May 27th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Does “ummmmmm” count as a word?
May 27th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Marko, I don’t think Mister Obama ever studied mathematics. If you asked him a math question, he’d probably refer you to Timothy Geithner who studied – but flunked – basic arithmetic.
May 27th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Uhhh…Cats don’t have thumbs, right?
May 28th, 2010 at 8:58 am
Impeachment is clearly a bad idea because Ol’ Clueless Joe would assume the position. If we are to ever turn this country around, pointing back up the road to greatness, we need the voters to realize just HFS liberalism really is. Obama and a democratic congress provide the best chances of inflicting that lesson. We need to learn that TANSTAAFL, and the sooner we learn it the sooner we can roll up our sleeves and fix this place.
May 31st, 2010 at 12:17 am
After November, if all goes well, Nancy won’t be third in succession no more; then we can take out Clueless Joe AND the present disgrace (all legal and constitutional-like) without having someone even worse stepping into the job.
Well, I can still dream.