Obama’s New Ringtone
So… Larry Kudlow was on the Fred Thompson show today, and – just for fun – I grabbed a few phrases out of context and put ‘em together, and I’m thinking this would make a great ringtone for Obama’s Blackberry:
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Now, I don’t think Obama would install this of his own free will, so I need one of you to distract him while I get this done.
No, I don’t know how. You’re smart. Think of something!
Maybe like pointing & shouting, “Look! A blind, crippled, atheist Native American lesbian with no judicial experience!”, and when he turns around to appoint her to the Supreme Court, I’ll take care of business.
Of course, if you’ve got a better idea, I’m willing to listen.
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May 7th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Tell him George Soros is in the Lincoln bedroom. You’ll have just enough time to install the ringtone while Obama is changing into his frilliest nightie.
May 7th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Hey now, some of us atheists are actually moral people. ;> Wait, I’m also of Native American descent, and I’m attracted to women (my gender has nothing to do with this argument) plus the only judge I’ve ever even seen was in traffic court once when I screwed up.
I got your distraction, Harvey.
May 7th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Give him a tour of the janitor’s closet. It will take about an hour to get that bucket off of his head.
May 8th, 2010 at 1:42 am
Get the guy who screwed up the Wall Street computers to help you – he clearly knows how to work fast. Oh wait, maybe it was the computers themselves?
(All the smirt people are trying to create Artificial Intelligence, but what if they accidentally created Artificial Stupidity instead?)
May 8th, 2010 at 3:32 am
George Soros—Lincoln bedroom—frilly nightie—smoke break!
Nobody wants to see THAT, Lets B. Frank! (…And if you could be B. Frank you’d be there if the money was right!)
It would be easier to sneak it onto his teleprompter and let him repeat it himself (This of course will have to be done soon because even people on the Left are
starting to NOT listen to his babble)
May 8th, 2010 at 8:16 am
That’s easy; FREE ICE CREAM!
May 8th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Judicial appointees must not be blind.
May 9th, 2010 at 12:04 am
Simple. Roll the teleprompter. As long as you keep feeding him stupid things to say, he’ll keep saying them. And, Barry doesn’t like to make short speeches, so you’ll have plenty of time.
May 9th, 2010 at 12:14 am
Oh , it works,
but not to bring about DESIRABLE ends.
It is working in Greece bringing the chaos and destruction that it is designed to.,
May 9th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Why does the President even use a Blackberry? He’s the President! Chief executives let others handle the small stuff. Given his demonstrably extensive understanding of information security practices, I’m sure that he never risks secure information.
That said, I’d tell him, “Can I borrow your phone? I need to ring up Bill Ayers.” Then when he’s not looking, I’d smash the phone and tell him that Blackberry just went out of business.
May 10th, 2010 at 10:04 am
The best way to distract Obama so you can install the ringtone is to have the Presdiential teleprompter command him to “Hand Haevey your Blackberry and run a self test routine.” While Obama is busy in the corner running the self test then you install the ringtone.
August 3rd, 2010 at 12:56 pm
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