Better for Everyone

Posted on June 22, 2010 1:04 pm

So the White House, in responding to why they were demagoguing BP CEO Hayward, said that we’re all better off when Obama goes golfing every once in a while. Kinda hard to argue with that. It’s well established by now that Obama is less than useless — he only makes things worse by getting involved. But what if he played golf more?

PRESS: “So when is Obama is going to create some massive new program to ruin American healthcare?

GIBBS: “Not today; he’s too busy playing golf.”

PRESS: “So when is Obama going to pass his stimulus bill and wastefully spend a trillion in tax dollars?”

GIBBS: “Obama is busy in a sand trap; he doesn’t have time for bills.”

PRESS: “When is Obama going to pass Cap & Trade and smother our dying economy with higher energy prices?”

GIBBS: “Obama was out at the driving range and saw the bucket of balls next to him and wondered if his head would fit in it… well, let’s just say he’s not focused on Cap & Trade right now.”

PRESS: “What are Obama’s plans for his reelection campaign?”

GIBBS: “He’s not running for reelection; he’s joining the PGA tour.”

So basically “More Golf = Less Problems”. I say we encourage Obama to keep playing golf, and if he gets bored of that, get him like a Where’s Waldo book or something to keep him distracted.

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17 Responses to “Better for Everyone”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    Let’s all pitch in to buy him an Xbox.

  2. Burmashave says:

    I was thinking that a couple of Magic Eye books would finish off his addled brain.

  3. coldguy says:

    Chinese finger trap! Problem solved.

  4. Jimmy says:

    “GIBBS: “Obama is busy in a sand trap; he doesn’t have time for bills balls.”

    (Just another possible variation.)

  5. DamnCat says:

    Next time he’s in the Oval Office tell him there’s a campaign donation check in the corner.

  6. GuffyConservative says:

    This is totally unrelated to the post, but I figure’d it’d be all right due to your intense hatred of the vuvuzela Frank:

    One Vuvuzela to Rule Them All…
    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1937683

  7. storm1911 says:

    Press: There are freedom riots in Iran.

    Gibbs: He’s checking the freedom of his swing and putt. No time for other’s freedoms. Important things first.

    Press: North Korea and China have launched missiles.

    Gibbs: He lost the football on the back nine. Sorry, can’t help you.

    Xbox is too complicated for him. Try Chutes and Ladders. Or Candyland. He’d like Candyland.

  8. hwuu says:

    More golf, more concerts on the White house lawn, more date nights. Lets keep this man busy.
    His incompetence and distraction is keeping things from being much worse. I thank God every day that we got him instead of Hilary.

  9. Bantha_Fodder says:

    could repeatedly hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and yell, “NO!”

  10. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Obama should take up yachting, I hear the Indian Ocean is very nice this time of year. Since he’s such a manly man, he won’t need one of those unsinkable boats like the girls use either.

  11. Son of Bob says:

    And, to top it all off, he sucks at golf too. Is there ANYTHING this idiot is good at…other than screwing things up?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9m3GyDh6M8&feature=player_embedded

  12. Proud Infidel says:

    “And, to top it all off, he sucks at golf too. Is there ANYTHING this idiot is good at…other than screwing things up?”

    That means Obama needs to play MORE golf. I say it would be an excellent use of taxpayer money to buy him some lessons and then send him on a worldwide tour to show off his improved golf skills by playing in EVERY SINGLE GOLF COURSE IN THE WORLD. Before you know it will be 1/20/2013 and a new President will be inauguarated and all this will seem like a bad, really, really bad, dream.

  13. zzyzx says:

    GuffyConservative, I applaud you…that link was funny.

  14. MattP says:

    Maybe he thinks that if he golfs enoough, Michelle will start looking like Elin Nordren?

  15. seanmahair says:

    I wish he would take up golfing permanently or have an affair or get a really, really, really long massage. Maybe then our generals could get rid of the “idiot non savant’s” Rule of Engagement in the war zone and our people could actually do the jobs they trained for, in the correct way.

    An intelligent person knows what they don’t know and doesn’t try to pretend they know everything. If anyone needs to mature up it would be the thin skinned, fly wearing, pile of over-exposed carbon.

    ***My fourteen year old said after seeing the “lord of the flies” picture of ‘the one’ ………”that’s not a surprise flies are always attracted to bull crap”. I’m so proud of the boy, just another Alex P Keaton. Seanmahair farms, raising good solid conservative since 1980.

    You’re welcome.

  16. Jimmy says:

    I happen to know your boy’s name is Jimmy, seanmahair, oh wise one. You obviously have great taste in male names. James…Jim…Jimmy are the bestest! He will go far, that lad, thank you.

  17. Heston says:

    To quote famously hands-off President Calvin Coolidge:

    “9 out of 10 problems can be solved by playing gold.” :)

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