So the White House, in responding to why they were demagoguing BP CEO Hayward, said that we’re all better off when Obama goes golfing every once in a while. Kinda hard to argue with that. It’s well established by now that Obama is less than useless — he only makes things worse by getting involved. But what if he played golf more?
PRESS: “So when is Obama is going to create some massive new program to ruin American healthcare?
GIBBS: “Not today; he’s too busy playing golf.”
PRESS: “So when is Obama going to pass his stimulus bill and wastefully spend a trillion in tax dollars?”
GIBBS: “Obama is busy in a sand trap; he doesn’t have time for bills.”
PRESS: “When is Obama going to pass Cap & Trade and smother our dying economy with higher energy prices?”
GIBBS: “Obama was out at the driving range and saw the bucket of balls next to him and wondered if his head would fit in it… well, let’s just say he’s not focused on Cap & Trade right now.”
PRESS: “What are Obama’s plans for his reelection campaign?”
GIBBS: “He’s not running for reelection; he’s joining the PGA tour.”
So basically “More Golf = Less Problems”. I say we encourage Obama to keep playing golf, and if he gets bored of that, get him like a Where’s Waldo book or something to keep him distracted.