Black Holes Are Racist
This reminds me of those Onion videos where people say completely ridiculous stuff with a perfect deadpan:
So do we need racism in this country or something, because apparently this is what the NAACP has to resort to when they can no longer find anything more racially offensive than their own organization’s name (“Colored people”? Really?).
(10 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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June 11th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Well, we sure do need racism in this country to justify the existence of the NAACP. We wouldn’t want those poor folks to be unemployed, would we?
June 11th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
The NAACLP is nothing but kooks nowadays.
June 11th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Good Lord!
Their self-important, professional victimhood stupidity could fill black holes!
Time to laugh these asshats off the planet
June 11th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
And here I thought Stephen Hawking was talking about the ho’s in Hunt’s Point all this time.
June 11th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
A professor in Atlanta wanted a protest because the TV weathermen were calling the invisible ice that was on the streets “black ice”. Racist !!!!
We need to give these clowns the same respect we give any clown. Laugh at them and walk away.
June 11th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Maybe they’re chinese NAACP and confuse R’s and L’s.
June 11th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Holy cow! A New York reference from Son of Bob! Greetings from The Isle of Lost Souls – Manhattan! See, the problem is these ignorant sho-nuffs had only to hear the “black ho…” of black holes to get all indignorant. Whereas if they knew the proper pronunciation – “hoo-er”- there wouldn’t be a problem.
June 11th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Mass Holes I tells ya! They’re all a bunch of Mass Holes.
June 11th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Do these people really really wonder why they’re stereotyped as being stupid? They say it’s a “misunderstanding”, well
that’s for sure, a misunderstanding of basic English. Hallmark should have told them to screw but of course, as usual, the
lowest common denominator wins. Welcome to the turd world. Turd, third, hole, whore…close enough.
June 11th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Massholes? Dontcha know that’s a complimentary term for people who come from Massachusetts? It’s used especially by their New England brethern to the north.
June 11th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
If a ‘black hole’ becomes a ‘naked singularity’ by the injection of angular momentum and charge, does it go from racist to exhibitionist?
June 11th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
They used to be 50 cents. Gosh knows nowadays.
June 12th, 2010 at 3:13 am
@#4 storm1911 “We need to give these clowns the same respect we give any clown.”
We should close our eyes because if we can’t them us they can’t eat us?
June 12th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Massholes? What about Maine coons?
June 12th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
It’s a card for recent graduates with liberal art degrees. The only jobs they’re qualified to do is digging ditches.
It warns them to be careful around backhoes.
June 12th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Now
Assholes
Are
Called
People
June 12th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Why are black people so racist, and what can we as a country do to punish black people for their racism?
Justice now!
June 12th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
I thought it was funny at first but really…..
I would not buy such a stupid card as that unless it was for a elementary school graduation.
June 13th, 2010 at 1:46 am
So then I guess are;
black heads
black outs
Little black dresses
blackberries
black hawk down
black sheep
How long before we won’t be able to use the words black, dark, or anything else unless of course you are black and then you can call people anything you want, including words that would get you sued if you weren’t the right flavor? It must be awful to hate your ancestry so very much the the mere mention of a word can cause a complete meltdown. No wonder “the one” has so much trouble concentrating on the problems of the country. With all of that constant turmoil inside of him it’s a wonder he can even get out of bed to play a few rounds of golf. What a trooper.
June 13th, 2010 at 6:18 am
Let’s take a bunch of NAACPers and fire them into a black hole. I think it would cause a time warp in the singularity as the black hole stops sucking up stuff and spits them out! That would be awesome!
June 13th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Now that’s what we need in this administration. A man with a plan. Not a good plan but a plan none the less. Good job ussjimmy. I salute you.
July 13th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
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