Adventures in Babysitting
President Obama would like his daughters to eventually earn some money babysitting. It would be a good lesson for them to learn that it takes hard work to get money, but that would be the first step towards them rebelling against their father’s politics and joining a Tea Party. Still, I think a lot of people will jump at having Malia and Sasha babysit for them because they think that means the Secret Service will be there helping protect the kids. Yes, but they’re only tasked to protect the president’s daughters. If terrorists attack, they’ll toss your baby out to the terrorists as a distraction, saying, “Kill this baby instead!” Malia and Sasha would probably be against that — as any kid would — because I assume you don’t get paid in that situation. Terrorists ruin everything.
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July 27th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
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July 27th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
I can only assume a typical babysitting job will follow as such:
1. Obama has a committee appointed to select a job (presumably the selection will be via determining the most politically correct client).
2. One of the girls will be sent to babysit.
3. The committee will pocket half the fee, and give half of the remainder to the girl who didn’t babysit.
4. A portion of both girls’ profits will be taken to pay for their mandatory healthcare.
5. They will be free to spend the remainder (of course, they’ll only be allowed to purchase green appliances or organic foodstuffs. Under no circumstances will they be allowed to purchase junk food, soda, or salt.)
Alternatively, the plan could be this:
1. Say the girls will babysit.
2. ???
3. Profit!
July 27th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Finally….
Obama may actually help to create two jobs….
July 27th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Sounds sexist to me. And besides, in the Obama household, isn’t babysitting the exclusive province of unrepentant terrorists?
July 27th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Wait a second…I thought Obabma said he didn’t want his daughters punished with a baby….
July 27th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
It’s probably not a good idea to hand a baby to someone Obama raised and say “here, take care of this”.
It’s only punishment when you get
welfarepaid to take care of your own baby.July 27th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
If they are against killing a baby then they are not “real feminists” and that is yet another way baby sitting will leader them away from their fathers politics.
It is just so hard for progressive parents to keep their kids on the right tracks these days what with jobs and taxable earnings and innocent babies being cute and people being brainwashed by their spaghetti monster in the sky that killing them to increase your earning potential is wrong.
July 27th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
This stinks of the white man’s capitalism! Vote out the Uncle Tom and vote for Uncle Malik Shabazz the Third, Tiger of the Levant, Black Panther, and King of the Ethiopians in 2012.
July 27th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Just as long as he takes their babysitting earnings and redistributes them to girls who didn’t want to babysit OR uses it to go out for a night on the town with Michelle, I’m cool with it.
July 27th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
“Ethiopia” …. that’s what this country is starting to feel like.
July 27th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Well, eventually, they might earn some money babysitting, Frank, but first they need to go straight to working as community baby sitter organizer.
July 27th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Hey Frank, O.T. but I am in China on business. IMAO is blocked here, presumably by the govt. I can access via VPN from the U.S.
I thought this was interesting because I can reach all of my other favorite conservative websites.
Hold on, there is a knock at the door….
July 27th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
So, let’s review. We’re supposed to believe that Obama – who when taking office at the age of 47 had never had a real job in his life – is committed to teaching his daughters the merits of hard work and having a job. Umm…okay.
July 27th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
According to Obamacare, they’ll have to get a 1099. Otherwise, the girls will cget Baney Frank at the front mdoor. You don’t want Barney Frank at your front door.
July 27th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Also as we become more and more like the Europeon nanny state, unlicensed baby sitting is banned in places like Britian.
There is a certain number of hours in a row and per week total your kids can be at another persons house who is not a licensed caregiver. No I am not kidding. I first read about it because a single mom who had to leave for work early would leave her kids with the neighbors for a few hours in the morning until the school bus came. Another neighbor reported it and they were fined and the good neighbor was banned from allowing the kids to come to her house.
July 27th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
The girls have to baby sit.
It’s the only time they get a chance to watch Fox News.
July 27th, 2010 at 11:54 pm
I feel for the kids that get babysat by Sasha and Malia. They’d bring the Obumbler doll and the Michelle doll and the Voter Intimidator doll and the big Racist Pig Bank doll and have big scary plays with threats by Acorn rubber soldier dolls flying around with bats bullying the little voters trying to get to the ballot box. The kids would metamorphize into evil drones that infect all their playmates. It would be contageous.
July 28th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Or, for that matter, your backdoor.