Frank Responds to Spam Comments

Posted on July 23, 2010 11:04 am

The Great Landlord has provided me with another bounty of spam comments!

Do you have to employ a credit card to place the order?

Yes, but it is very hard to get a credit card employment in this economy. Curse you, Obama!

Ok so i came upon your site from this other site that spoke about some diet solutions? Anyways, i took the time to read your page but i’m slightly confused… Either way, you’re a decent writer and i wanted to take the effort to write a thank you! I’ve bookedmarked your site for future reference.

Oh yeah. The other site. We don’t like to talk about the other site. Definitely stick with IMAO for your diet solutions. Yes, are solutions are slightly confusing, but I think my decent writing makes it worth it. Anyway, I really recommend my eat nothing but platypus diet. It works well for most people, except some people who live near rivers in Australia get fat.

We’ve been a reader for a long time, but am a very first time commenter. I just wanted to let you know that this has been / is my preferred entry of yours! Continue to keep up the fine operate and Iโ€™ll retain on looking at back again. If youโ€™d be thinking about swapping blogroll links with me.

And you is/was/were/has been/wasn’t my favorite commenter! I do try to keep my operate fine, but how you talk about looking at my back is creepy. That’s not you staring through the window right now, is it? No, that’s Al Gore. Shoo!

Just wanted to mention I genuinely enjoy your work on this blog and the quality blogposts you make. These type of posting are generally what keeps me personally going through the day time. I uncovered this post after a great buddy of my own advised it to me. I perform a little blogging personally and I am always thankful to observe others adding good quality data to the online community. I am going to definitely be following and now have book marked your webblog to my bebo account for others to see.

Well, thank you, I… Wait a second. Who is this “great buddy”? You better not hold him in the same esteem as the Great Landlord. That would be sacrilege!

Great! This article is creative? There are a lot of new ideas. It gives me inspiration. I think I will also inspired by you and think about more new ideas.

Well don’t ask me if the article is creative. I just cut and pasted it from Ace of Spades. A lot of people think he’s funny but I don’t usually get the joke. And I’m not sure it’s a great idea to come up with new ideas. I prefer old ideas so I can research them on the Google.

It’s the first time I have heard that in Macedonia, obits are an unusual observe. You have wonderfully written the post. I have liked your way of writing this. Thanks for sharing this.

Well, yeah… wait, huh? How did we get to Macedonia? I thought that was a made up place like Freedonia. You’re not a serial killer killing people in different countries to find out whether they have obits or not? Well, I guess it’s a somewhat interesting hobby.

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19 Responses to “Frank Responds to Spam Comments”

  1. Jimmy says:

    I think we all greatful you “adding good quality data to the online community” Mr. J. I inspired by this; please keep postings up with many comments as China firewall make me proxy to read many days after. You make many laugh and cry during laughter while crying out loud in China, Mr. J. What the J. stand for?

  2. MarkoMancuso says:

    Take you for great website. The great Macedonian landlord hath blessed me – Lt. Burt Lancaster, acting C.O. USS Nerka, alias MarkoMancuso – with bountyfull crop of snap bean hopefully pick befrore the seeds in bean develop making bean tough hard ot eat. Thank you indeed beriberi much for the advice on the snap bean.

  3. cjtony97 says:

    This post making me smile / sad /angry.

  4. Proud Infidel says:

    I’d like to goodly thank our Dear Landlord for yet another wave of commenting on spam commenting commenters. Looking forward to more posts on IMAO Macedonian diet.

  5. MarkoMancuso says:

    My one regret cheifly is my lack of more lives to live for my great Macedonian landlord, Philip II, conquerest of Illyria, Greece, and Epirus!

  6. Proud Infidel says:

    I, infidel of the proud persuassion, have big questioning about new world infamous IMAO Macedonian Diet. Is it being safe to assume that baconnaise is seen advertised on IMAO web site is central incredient to diet? My heart tweets like a twit on twitter at the mere imaginative expectation that this is so. Or you can make it so. Be loving mayonnaise and bacon very much. Here’s daring to hope that pizza and Kit Kat bars part of it they are, too.

    I would liken to order large pizza with baconaise and peperoni to go somewhere else but here, please.

  7. storm1911 says:

    Immense Men Attacking Obesity.., the new online weight loss site.

    Thank you kind landlord of the preferred entry of Algore I have bookmarked the credit card of posts fot the bookmark.

  8. DamnCat says:

    I perform a little blogging personally and I am always thankful to observe others adding good quality data to the online community.

    “good quality data”? Why do I get the feeling this guy doesn’t really read IMAO?

  9. Burmashave says:

    Just wanted to mention I genuinely enjoy your work on this blog and the quality blogposts you make. These type of posting are generally what keeps me personally going through the day time. I uncovered this post after a great buddy of my own advised it to me. I perform a little blogging personally and I am always thankful to observe others adding good quality data to the online community. I am going to definitely be following and now have book marked your webblog to my bebo account for others to see.

    I’m sorry, Frank, this is actually mine. I knew that sooner or later one of my posts would make it to the spam bin.

    By the way, Kim Il Sung is the Great Buddy. Is there any other?

  10. Burmashave says:

    @ Marko, #2: Still chuckling, I am. The idea of seeds hardening in snap beans rates high in randomosity.

  11. Chuck says:

    I would not/could not/ consider the swapping/trading of bloglinks with someone speaking/talking of my/your preferred entry

  12. DamnCat says:

    Landlocked, Macedonia may have a small navy, but with officers like MarkoMancuso at the helm they are sure to make a big splash – or at least a lot of bubbles.

  13. wing pao shiggz says:

    “Quackers! Quackers! Where been are you? Bad racist duck pet sending USA Internet King Frank messages posts sleeping was I! You are knowing Landlord Frank has many credit card to employ and humor jokes to paste from copy”

  14. MarkoMancuso says:

    The Majestic Apartments of Macedon, DamnCat, is the landlocked as the cat meows. Greek recently sold us city of Greece letter Paul wrote to that starts with “T”. “Be joyful always; pray continually; give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.”

    We now is have majesty seaport. The Great Landlord, Philip II, Ruler of the Majestic Apartments of Macedon as decreed by God, now great sealord as well. Now we sink Japanse shipping in Silent Hunter 4 and also realistic Turks ship in the real life with torpedos that make boob boom in impacting hull beautiful.

    All hail the Great Landlord, Philip II, Ruler of the Majestic Apartments of Macedon!

  15. MarkoMancuso says:

    The Great Landlord will be very angry, Frank, if you do not mdoerate the comment of mine.

  16. EnemyoftheState says:

    wing pao shiggz is mention bad rascist duck make me think of my dear departed duck who go to be with Great Landlord.

    one fine day duck consume too much Purina Duck Chow, fly upside down and quack up.

    fowl play suspected.

    very tasty with orange glaze.

  17. Choey says:

    I’m sure the wonderful folks who live in Freedonia, NY would be surprised to learn that their town is made up….

  18. Burmashave says:

    @Enemy: Hours, nay even a day later, I am still chuckling.

  19. Son of Bob says:

    “Well, yeah… wait, huh? How did we get to Macedonia? I thought that was a made up place like Freedonia. You’re not a serial killer killing people in different countries to find out whether they have obits or not? Well, I guess it’s a somewhat interesting hobby.”

    I loved the Macedonia movie, especially the penguins.

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