lolterizt! Part 111

Posted by Harvey on July 9, 2010 at 10:24 pm

Sorry this is so incredibly late. Been busy helping get the fancy new web site up & running for the boss man.

Also, a big, BIG thanks for all the last-minute non-rock-paper-scissors entries. High Praise! to all who donated in my hour of need.

By the way, for all the RPS entries I got, I was surprised that no one went for the Simpsons reference, “Good old rock! Nothing beats that!”

Anyway, this week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Hart of That Hero:

[Hereby nominated for the Darkest Caption of the Year Award]


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Carl:

From Crapsorter:

[not a reference link]

From DamnCat:

From DamnCat:

From DamnCat:

From Garbonzo:

[reference link]

From GEBIV:

From Hart of That Hero:

From Hart of That Hero:

From Joan of Argghh! of Primordial Slack:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link at 4:46 - you've got 9 seconds to avoid the language]

From Larry:

From Michael:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

Bonus challenge (optional): don’t use the word “ass” or any euphemism for it.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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11 Responses to “lolterizt! Part 111”

  1. shiggz says:

    What if I have a caption but no picture?

    “There are children like you in poor countries who dont even have suicide vests. Now zip up and stop your complaining.”

  2. j.hart says:

    Thompson site looks great! That you get to refer to Fred Thompson as “the boss man” is kind of awesome, in and of itself.

  3. seanmahair says:

    Old Navy saying “BOHICA -bend over here it come’s again.”

  4. Jimmy says:

    A$$holes on display at an Islamic Rent-a-Date Bazaar.

  5. ss396 says:

    Muslim thrust system for new NASA partnership.

  6. Jimmy says:

    LOL ss396. Steerable nozzles – very advanced.

  7. Dohtimes says:

    Fun fact of the day : The average Muslim reaches the age of 46 before he learns that Mecca is not a euphemism for sphincter.

  8. Peregrine John says:

    Teh funni iz laet! Ned moar funni!
    ok have funni nao. iz betr. iz lol

  9. Kris says:

    MUZLIMB WIND PHARM!

  10. Kris says:

    Oh, and one more thing Harv – love your site!

  11. Kris says:

    Hey Bomma – PLUG DEM HOLZ!

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