President Obama defended how he’s doing on the economy by noting that unemployment is 9.6% “but it’s not 12 or 13 or 15.” Hmm, by that accomplishment standard, we can list a bunch of accomplishments Obama has achieved.
OBAMA’S ACCOMPLISHMENTS
* At least the Pacific Ocean isn’t completely covered in oil.
* At least the debt is still in numbers scientists have words for.
* At least there are a few a couple freedoms the government doesn’t think it can take away through the Commerce Clause.
* At least the world hasn’t been taken over by apes. Or robots.
* At least the entire Mexican government hasn’t illegally crossed the border and relocated here.
* At least Obama hasn’t gotten his head stuck in two three buckets at once.
* At least Ghana doesn’t have a nuclear weapons program.
* At least there have been no zombie attacks (that have been publicly acknowledged).
* At least Obama hasn’t sold the country to terrorists for magic beans.
At least Guam hasn’t tipped over?
At least he hasn’t allowed Mexico to annex us….yet.
WOW! He’s acomplished that much? And he’s still the worst President ever. Here’s some other acomplishments people are missing:
* At least he hasn’t nuked Israel like his Muslim overlords want him to. Yet.
* At least he hasn’t replaced the Star & Stripes with the Rainbow flag. Yet.
* At least he just bows to foreign leaders instead of dropping to his knees. Yet.
* At least he hasn’t “Secure Borders? We don’t need no steeenking secure borders!” Oh, wait, he already said that. Never mind.
At least they haven’t started turning old people into Soylent Green
At least China hasn’t foreclosed on the country.
At least Obama hasn’t appointed his horse as a Senator.
Atleast arugula has yet to become the national plant.
Atleast he has helped the economy with an up tick in sales of bucket lube.
Atleast Michelle Obama has helped out the fake fruit and vegetable industries.
Atleast he has helped the enviroment by reducing the amount of paper used to print birth certificates.
Atleast he has kept the homeless shelters full.
At least a Klansman isn’t three heartbeats from the Presidency anymore.
OK, I get it, this is a humor blog and all. But don’t you think posting the last one
“At least Obama hasn’t sold the country to terrorists for magic beans.”
is a little irresponsible? What if Dear Leader comes across this post (maybe while Googling himself?) and starts getting ideas?
Barry, if you’re reading this, don’t believe them! Terrorists don’t have magic beans! Magic beans can only grow in the sweet soil of Freedom!
We haven’t been conquered by the Normans.
Yet.
At least imanutjob doesn’t live in the white house.
At least janet reno is up for ythe supreme court.
At least hillary isn’t vice president.
At least joe biden is smart.
At least he is not part of the male species. He has no accountability or rational. I guess that makes him Pelosi.
I received an email today from my Democrat Senator Nelson (FL) He has convinced Obama to move 27 Navy skimmers to the Gulf 70 days after it began. There isn’t much humor in the Obama regime, it is more terrifying than anything else. A huge nightmare in American history would be the best description.
It stated: “Last week, I got the government to start moving 27 Navy skimmers to the Gulf—vessels that had been sitting idle in ports around the country. Yesterday, I pressed the BP executive in charge of the Gulf cleanup about complaints that Florida counties aren’t being reimbursed for their costs—charges that, by one estimate, amount to more than $7 million already. BP’s Bob Dudley promised to fix the problem quickly.
Maybe if Obama/Soetoro would have moved these Navy skimmers and used the help offered from 13 nations, we would not need to clean up beaches in Florida or elsewhere for that matter. Then he would not have his disaster he plans to use to force congress to pass the carbon taxes to finance the Rothschild Banking Mafia to establish their global fascist dictatorship. No carbon tax, no oil cleanup. Just like the border deal, he won’t do anything to protect the border unless he gets amnesty for 30 million illegal aliens. This is also treason as his oath states he will protect the country from invasion which he is not doing. This is a criminal offense by Obama/Soetoro, he needs to be charged with treason immediately. He isn’t even eligible to hold office which is another treason charge. He will need to be hung several times over after his convictions in courts on all of his criminal activities.
When will congress take up the impeachment trial? Obviously after the Democrats are run out after the elections in November and are sworn in January 20th.
At least we have not yet been invaded by another country…um, well okay, cross that off the list. Sorry, my bad.
At least he visited 57 states. Only one more to go.
Can he balance the budget? No he can’t!
Can he secure the borders? No he can’t!
Can he stop the spill? No he can’t!
Can he contain the oil? No he can’t!
Can he let the troops fight to win in Afghanistan? No he can’t!
Can he read any bill before he signs it? No he can’t!
Can he find his ass with both hands and a GPS? No he can’t!
I suppose it could be worse, but I wouldn’t like to suggest how…
At least we don’t have a shrill scary monkey as Speaker or the Hou….
Damn…nevermind. Hey, how about that beach clean-up.
Obama’s biggest (and best) accomplishments are as follows.
1. He has done to his approval rating (all by himself) what it took the LIEberal Media 7-1/2 yrs. to do to GW Bush!
2. And (thanks to BP) Obama has proved that all Liberals (aka Communists, Marxists, Socialists, and Democrats) are ineffective, incompetent, and IGNORANT.
Those are thee Obama’s greatest accomplishments and his greatest contributions to this so called Democracy. And he did these “great feats” without any help!! He truly is the master of his own destiny.
Actually I like him…very, very much. He’s starting to make me look good, in fact, do ya miss me?….Jimma Carter, former worst POTUS.
At least he can take a
SovietRussian head of state out for a cheeseburger without making any accusations of espionage or demands to end them.At least keeps a finger on Afghanistan’s pulse by reading Rolling Stone magazine.
At least he’s inspecting every South bound train headed into
AmericaMexico.At least he hasn’t made the vuvuzuela the national instrument. (though I’d donate to a fund to purchase them for the gallery to play during the next SOTU speech)
At least he is enforcing the Monroe Doctrine by preventing
European ships from siphoning oil off of the oceans of our hemisphere.
well….
at least Obama hasn’t put guards at the borders (yet) to prevent us
from fleeing the Obammunist oppression in the USA.
Locking down and militarizing the US borders might not be such a good
idea anymore! If (or when) Obama is elected again (because of the state
of the Right-Wing) I plan on running for my life and I suspect that many of
you will have to do the same.
I hope I don’t see US border guards, pointing their guns into the country
formerly known as America as I am fleeing Obammunist oppression.
At least none of the 57 states have seceeded!
At least he hasn’t put on a sweater and told us to go fu…errr freeze ourselves
At least he allows his wife to go out in public without the Burkha. Now, in the bedroom it’s a different story…
At least an asshole like you is not President; then again, there was one recently for 8 years.
By the way, contrary to your posts, Rosie O’Donnell is not the world’s greatest repository of fat; that is between your ears.
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Congratulations Robert.
You’re well on your way to being the last person on Earth who doesn’t get it.
Is it lonely at the bottom?
Haha, but his point is that his stimulus plan created jobs, and things would be worse were it not for his policies. (Most economists said that we were looking at another depression without them.) That point doesn’t apply to your other examples.
At least hes trying to get us out of this war instead of getting us into one based on lies
At least his VP isn’t a whack job that shoots people in the face
At least he had the brains to spend the money to help the U.S. from 100 % Chinese ownership
At least he’s not George W. Bush who put us in the mess that President Obama now has the thankless job of trying to get us out of!