Random Thoughts
Still getting birther e-mails. I can’t believe people are ignoring the 12-point buck standing in front of them to hunt snipe.
Ever notice in addresses from the Oval Office how Obama now has a tip jar on his desk? I don’t know if that’s appropriate.
If they do a movie about Charlie Rangel, Harvey Fierstein already has the voice down.
I like it when liberals have jobs because that’s the only way we can contort their statements to get them fired.
Writing a column on how to solve the issue of race. Decided it was time I finally did something about it. You’re welcome.
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July 28th, 2010 at 9:00 am
So what is the 12 point buck again?
July 28th, 2010 at 9:45 am
Harvey Fierstein? Too ghey. They need someone more macho – like Kathleen Turner.
July 28th, 2010 at 10:07 am
“Still getting birther e-mails. I can’t believe people are ignoring the 12-point buck standing in front of them to hunt snipe.”
Ain’t that something? Obama is an utterly incompetent boob, an authoritarian ideological clown more interested in his ideology than the will of the people and they’re still messing around with that birther stuff.
“Writing a column on how to solve the issue of race. Decided it was time I finally did something about it. You’re welcome.”
I solved that problem a long time ago but my brilliant advice has been ignored. Dip everybody in flourescent neon green paint. Replace all lights with black lights.Now everybody looks neon green and glows in the dark. You’re welcome to use this brilliant advice in your column about race.
July 28th, 2010 at 10:29 am
I solved the race problem. I quit bootlegging.
July 28th, 2010 at 10:35 am
I think you may be confusing that with his Take-a-Penny Leave-a-Penny tray, which, given our current rate of borrowing and spending, will soon be the Take-a-Dollar Leave-a-Dollar tray.
July 28th, 2010 at 10:49 am
“Still getting birther e-mails. I can’t believe people are ignoring the 12-point buck standing in front of them to hunt snipe.”
Well, if proven to be true that he was not born in Hawaii, it would not only get him immediately removed from office, but also placed behind bars for a long, long time, where he could do no more harm to this country. And, according to his relatives, it’s true. I’d say THAT would actually be the 12-point buck.
[But in the realm of what could actually happen... -Ed.]
July 28th, 2010 at 10:56 am
12-point bucket
It’s what he has on his desk…
And wears on his head…
July 28th, 2010 at 11:08 am
12 point bucks are nice, but snipe hunting will get you a free ride to paradise falls.
July 28th, 2010 at 11:55 am
Do not under any reason ever impeach Obama. President Biden …nuff said.
Tip jar? I thought it waS a spitoon with the Constitution in it.
If Obama rehires msherood, is that a new job created?
July 28th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Random Thoughts
-It is odd to hear leftists ranting about the need not to be careful not to take comments out of context.
-When leftists keep saying “the party of no…” They should really finish the sentence. “the party of no….t the socialist European fascism light way.
-American capitalism only works when it was collectively tempered and its harshest realities off set by Christian values.
-Young leftists just coming out of the indoctrination centers we used to call colleges are very similar to a women whose view of the world is based on an diet of exclusively romantic comedies and the lifetime channel. It is this one dimensional diet that has caused their intellectual and emotional equivalent of scurvy.
-I notice that leftists have a craving to talk about work, orgasms, and racism far more often then they actually are involved in such activities.
July 28th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
-So the left keeps insisting when their is an inflammatory video that people should watch “all of the video.” I agree lets see the rest of the videos of Rev Wright and even the videos of Sherrods husband, which are even more bigoted then you would imagine.
-All the European political parties that he envies and mimics openly call themselves socialists. His most ardent supporters call themselves socialists, where che t shirts, and have a creepy love affair with Cuba and Venezuala. Oh yea, and the big “red star” in his logo. Is their any significant part of Obamas views and policy goals and methods are different from European Socialists?
July 28th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Besides if Ob”gyn”ama was ousted over the birther issue it would forever martyr him to his loyalists. (who right now are having doubts about him) It would also be seen by much of disinterested America has republicans trying to win on a technicality. However if it was proven true but he fought and stayed in office it wold set a horrible precedent but legitimize him in front of all but the most severe kool aid drinkers. Think if OJ had gone to jail the first time he would probably still be seen as a martyr.
When you are fighting monsters you must be wise not to become one yourself or to create new ones.
July 28th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
The birthers probably need to just stand down until they can come up with a LEGITIMATE reason why there was a newspaper announcement announcing his birth in the Hawaiian newspaper. I’m all for conspiricy theories, but going back in time to fake a birth announcement in a newspaper is slightly out of our reach at this time.
July 28th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Shiggz is pretty darn smart today.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Ja.
July 28th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I just appreciate you guys who suffer through my grammers.
July 28th, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Yes the birth announcement is pretty conclusive that he was born in HI. But spending a million and counting to avoid showing his birth certificate tells me there is SOMETHING worth digging for. And note that a lot of the “Obama isn’t eligible” theories out now have taken the birth announcement into account. If he lost his Citizenship when his mother married an Indonesian who legally adopted him he can be born in HI and still be ineligible under certain conditions. There are other ideas out there.
No, after being elected there is zero chance the SCOTUS would uphold any attempt to remove him from office. We screwed up by not asking before election day so we are stuck with him. But proving one of these theories would instantly make him a lame duck and stop most of his remaining evil plans from succeeding.
If nothing else, so long as our team can force his side to outspend us by a decent margin it probably makes sense to bleed their resources by working to get a couple of States to pass laws requiring proof that a candidate meets the Constitutional requirements of the office before they can be listed on the ballot. Running those laws to the SCOTUS would cost millions and when he tries to get Holder to use tax dollars to run blocker for his reelection campaign we get to file lawsuits objecting to that sort of blatant corruption AND can (if carefully done) get us yet another wedge issue.
See the current AZ SB1070 fun for how it could be played, a law that only someone with an agenda can object to bleeding off popularity from an administration forced to defend the indefensible for reasons they can’t speak of in public. AZ was in the process of a ballot access law but they kinda got sidetracked with SB1070 so some other states really need to step up.
August 1st, 2010 at 1:07 am
First, a point of clarification – Harvey Fierstein should not be confused with the Harvey that blogs at IMAO. Listening to the sound of my voice has never inspired a person to drag their fingernails across a chalkboard to get the noise out of their head.
Second, for Joe Schmo – WND is mostly nuts on this subject, but this is a valid point:
“The birth announcements offer no proof of citizenship, because they might reflect nothing more than information a family filed with the Hawaii Department of Health to obtain a state Certification of Live Birth for a baby born outside Hawaii. Any parent presumably would see the benefit of securing American citizenship for their child.”
Some people claim that birthers are nuts because it would mean Mrs. Obama faked a birth registration because she knew her son would be President someday. Not at all. Her only goal was to secure for him the privileges of citizenship.
Personally, I think she actually managed to have her little anchor-baby on American soil, but I still haven’t figured out why Obama would rather go to court than produce his long-form birth certificate. Why, on this one thing, would the most publicly-prominent celebrity in America suddenly draw the line and demand privacy?